Still Me

I feel so unproductive....it’s been 2 days....and I haven’t finished this fucking tattoo... ugh

this is the last day of my vacation....not looking forward to tomorrow

You’re ruining me ruining this thread you know

Who me? Nope I’m at 185...so that’s....77lbs lost so far...but thank you for checking in!!

Don’t feel bad I haven’t either...I think that’s gross...but I’m basing all of this on those lays potato chips...

Don’t overwork the poor man...he’s trying to keep up with Kardashian’s

and waffles...bitch don’t you forget dem waffles

ratt....I know the name I just can’t put a song to it....but that Judas Priest....visionary

I applaud anyone standing up against moms...some moms are awful....now that Metallica and Napster....fight for the ages I tell you

oh no I wasn’t ready....give me a moment I’m not decent.... i cant find my bra....

twisted sister you say? Now I love me some 80s hair bands but in the grand picture...twisted sister ranked as low as fog hat.....but that D Schnieder....he’s a funny guy I’ll tell you w’hat

you really should make it a habit of not skimming threads....see cause I made that joke....so I’m sorry but yours wasn’t very funny....but I always have myself a good humor for some knock knock jokes...do you oblige?

you can come with me!!! You can operate the helium tanks for the red balloons

well you know what they say right? The early bird catches the worm....I don’t recommend the worms...I had them last time and they were a bit dry....I think they’d gone stale....but the bird? The bird is delicious

I’d even pass out little SS Georgie boats to all the now homeless children

yeah I can’t decide what to have for breakfast either....but I’m also not looking to put on pants....and I have a strict pants policy in my kitchen... have i I ruined this thread yet? 😐

how about you? Did you know that naraku4656 was selling canoes?...you know...cause off all the flooding....see if I lived in the flood zone I’d get a canoe then go help stranded people dressed as penny wise the clown and say “hey, you need help?.....we all float down here” to be fair his money making scheme is probably because he’s become destitute...you know...with the 2 HOA fees he’s has to pay

yeah tell me about it, sometimes it’s just so hard to get a moment to ones self....well I mean....I get those all the time...but I’m sure it’s hard for you....with a kid and all so have you bought a canoe from naraku yet? Seems like a lucrative business...

oh I’m sorry what was that? You want to talk to me? I didn’t know you were that lonely....yeah my hand is cramping up I can devote some time to you.... so tell me....how’s mom?

at no point had I said I didn’t make those threads....I said ‘one less person making “look at me” threads’ but...I didn’t sleep all last night, working on tattoo for a friend....so forgive me...I didn’t realize that this was just a typical fuggs bait thread.... DUCES

fuggs you are one of THE most toxic, drama causing users here....and your advocating peace? That’s kinda a joke.... and no...the board is still boring if she here or she’s not....it’s just one less person making “look at me” threads

Name: Still Me Alises: Majin_Mayhem, TheHive Serial Number: Z4-82D-XXVI Organism Type: Non-human; species undetermined Tier: God Elemental Alignments: Plant, Earth, Water Weakness: Pie Motto: “there’s no such thing as fair or unfair in battle. There is only victory, or in your case, defeat.” Destructive capability: infinite

I’m not a man....this bullshit doesn’t apply to me

the point of no caption was because I knew you weren’t talking about aliens.... that was the joke 😐