RPM Jr.

Devin Townsend Project - Live at the Royal Albert Hall. (Pretty awesome show.)

"Your move, creep."

A pair of yoga pants.

This. Sorry, conversegirl. You were doing just fine until you accused him of faking his own death and pretending to be his father. That's when you jumped the proverbial shark, if you will. Don't get me wrong. Nabs and I have had our squabbles over the years, but I would never accuse him of doing something like that.

Neither do I.

Stress sucks ass, too.

Ben Affleck's butt chin.

Sweet. Also, you're a friend of Rogue's, who's like the little brother I never had. A friend of his is a friend of mine.

You know what? You're right. I'm sorry, viper. I'm sorry for bringing her up. We cool?

I'm actually not being salty. I'm just trying to bust your balls a little. And you said I wasn't even trying. I was explaining if I were to try, I'd go straight for the proverbial jugular.

No. I know something that has been known to set you off like crazy, dude. All because of aligatorxjane. (But I won't say it because I remember how irate you got when someone mentioned it. I refuse to be that guy.)

If I did try, I'd set you off. And I don't really wanna do that so...well, that's what I've got.

PhillyFlyersSuckAss.com?

You have to film it first, right?

Poorly done lesbian sex?

Are you really worth it, naraku? Are you? (Yes.)

*snorts while LMAO* That's cute.

Actually, this place might be better off without him.

He died last week, I think.

Are you trying to tell us that it's a good thing or a bad thing? I await your response with bated breath...or something.

And again...and again...and again...like Groundhog Day.

And this is me playing guitar at a performance with my band.