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Clu

Codified Likeness Utility 2.0
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  1. Rogue.. you think of me to speed up sex.
  2. Was that the explosive midget diarrhea thing you sent me? That was tame, very tame for you.
  3. It goes under clothing so I'd say yes.
  4. I don't think that's how hooha pics work.
  5. I thought I'd bump this for shaming reasons.
  6. Don't get cocky kid. You ain't that good looking, your ass just won't quit.
  7. Marie Osmond Body Gym infomercial.
  8. I started crushing up thin mints and putting them in my half baked ice cream. It essentially is having sex with food while feeling cold. Not appealing but still had sex.
  9. Zeni is Dr Gonzo.... It all makes sense. "There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." Fight me about it, but I already won.
  10. These are the questions we all should be axing.
  11. Clu

    love is lies

    Shrek is love.. Shrek...is life.
  12. Hardcore porn Henry. Amirite?
  13. I wouldn't kick rogue out of bed.
  14. Clu

    Well I’m off

    Whip the dicks out boys.
  15. And don't you have a massive hog? Lead with that.
  16. Me or ghost... Because id be fucking flattered.
  17. Clu

    Well I’m off

    I wish I had that kind of hardware
  18. They make sex robots now so you pretty much can buy your hapenis.
  19. Clu

    Well I’m off

    Windmill the D.
  20. Clu

    Well I’m off

    Hope to read about ya in the funny papers.
  21. Odin is such a pill. Always has been.
  22. Derack is gonna put us all to shame.
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