TrigunBebop

I was gonna say "only if it's a toy balloon" but then I realized that if you stuff a balloon in a box full of cereal it'll most likely get damaged.

I pick the hidden choice. I don't eat cereal.

In order to do that, I'd have to actually buy a cheap ass balloon. I'd rather save my money for the good ones.

But that would ruin the balloon

Most of my threads are shit clone threads. But wish a balloony spin.

Well balloons do age pretty fast. Damn oxidation... >.<

I fail to see the problem here, considering that projectiles are dangerous to inflatofolk such as myself. >.>

TrigunBebop That image is a selfie >_>

Reminds me of this

Now I feel bad.

Did someone say Boo? >.>

Sometimes I hate having already found the best balloon brand... Wait... no I don't.

they aren't made for RufSex.

But then all my reviews would be "Not as good as Tuftex"

I haven't tried any new balloons since last time though. Tuftex has been so good I haven't felt the need to try anything else.

oh bby

Or I could start reviewing balloons again.

I'd rather just blow a balloon.

Shut up and kiss me.

I don't even have any balloon shitpost ideas right now...

Also got Amaretto cherry cordial ice cream. Want both?

I still prefer using the normal checkout. Mostly because if something doesn't ring up right, it's easier to remedy the problem when there's already a store employee right there. Also, the self checkout machines always have long ass lines. It's actually faster to just checkout normally.

Me too. Except in my fantasies it's a balloon being squeezed between huge boobs and not me. ... I mean what?