Idk why but homeless people always come up to me and just say really obscure shit. I was at the Greyhound bus station and this conversation literally happened
Homeless guy: yo man you got $5
Me: nah
Hg: I get more ass than a toilet seat
Me: *nervous laugh*
Hg: yeah man my willy Johnson so big if I pulled it out in Pennsylvania I'd get an indecent exposure charge all the way in New York
Me: that's nice.
Hg: keep God in your heart man
Me: ok