That_One_Guy

Not a bad idea mate

Not till next year

Idk why but homeless people always come up to me and just say really obscure shit. I was at the Greyhound bus station and this conversation literally happened Homeless guy: yo man you got $5 Me: nah Hg: I get more ass than a toilet seat Me: *nervous laugh* Hg: yeah man my willy Johnson so big if I pulled it out in Pennsylvania I'd get an indecent exposure charge all the way in New York Me: that's nice. Hg: keep God in your heart man Me: ok

C'mon bro. We can fuck.

He sounds like he's fucking 14 lmao!

Why would you ever?

Wait what makes him such a POS?

Don't go catching feelings

oooohhh my momma would have tore my ass tf up!

Feed her sugar cubes lol

GIVE IT TO ME [email protected]!

Sounds like a hell of a guy

Im actually doing a bit about it next week lol

you want five guys to feed you fried chicken?

Very similar to that actually

No it's a fake housekey that has a knife hidden inside of it

Strong possibility is strong

I don't have any housekey knife material so I'm gonna chalk this up to random generosity haha

Like he just walked up and gave it to me for no reason. It's a fake housekey with a knife in it. Shit was mad random

So your phone is ass too?

Brb buying novelty

I'm almost positive someone on here wants to see that lol

I get on here with my computer sometimes but only when my phone is shitting out on me

Who needs 23 and me when you've got UEMB lol

I get that alot. My first name is Greek but that's just because my mom thought it sounded cool lol