InsaneFox

I have been in retail for almost 12 years with the same company. I do not give a single fuck about performance reviews anymore. What are they going to do? Tell me I suck and liberate me from this cyclic hell? Fuck em.

That's right, YOU FUCKING SHIT STICKS! GOLF IT, THE WACKY MINIPUT GOLF GAME WHERE THE OBJECTIVE IS TO FUCK OVER RAMO BY KNOCKING HIS GOLF BALL TO TIMBUKfuckingTU, IS ON SALE FOR LESS THAN THE PRICE OF A HAND JOB FROM YER MAM! GET IT NOW! PLAY WITH US! YOU ASSHOLES!

All of these young people need to get out of our geriatric ward. They ain’t gettin none of our mashed ‘taters, ya year!?!

03 triple OG! I agree with The Beardmane. We need more boobs in here. So far it’s just us and lesans. That’s gonna be exhausting for her soon.

Not when I work early on Saturday. Somebody’s gotta make the bread.

Well it was the best I could do.

Yeah, life was easier when I lived in Illinois and occasionally people would just agree to sit on my face.

Eh, I need to lose weight and get into shape and focus on me before I even think about dating, if we're being honest.

It took me like 15 whole minutes to figure out how to do it.

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20 doll hairs is a lot! Especially since Pat isn’t gonna put out.

@Admin_Raptorpat Look at that sad little dance slave. Watch him dance for money, the little hussie! Dance, Pat, Dance!

I donated some moneys. Pat, change your rank to Sad Dance Slave, kthxbai

It’s okay to be a shill. I’m a wage slave.

I do have a fetlife account. But I don’t use it. Turns out, I am a boring vanilla boi.

I know. I'm just trying to turn this thread into a fanfic.

Well you see, there's a trick to it. You put your fingers on your keyboard and you hit the k then the i then the t and then the h button. Anybody can do it. Super simple, really.

Are you asking for my personal information? Or are you asking me who I am on like, a spiritual level?

Now kith.

I wish my life was that interesting. Ever since I moved to Indiana it's been... nothing.

But in all seriousness, feel free to message me on the Book of Faces or whatever if you need some ambient pseudo-motivational chatter. I'm usually either sleeping, pretending to work, or not doing anything of importance.

It's a shame I'm dumb as hell...

It's okay, you have us to talk to and hang out with (virtually)! Time to get super drunk all the time!!!

I love how they’re all getting action in MY eloping thread. Story of my life.