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I unno it probably is

I really like total recall the original bc it's impossible to know if it's real or him hallucinating. When I was stuck in limbo in my room for a year in 2008 I only had a vcr and VHS in there and I was so drugged out I just kept watching like the same 15 movies. Idk why but I watched total recall a lot toward the end I just kept rewinding it and playing it over and over. I think I was looking for clues that would confirm if it was real or not. Then they made the remake... and the first time i saw the remake I happened to be in a k hole. It made it rather amazing and the next day I couldn't remember like anything about the movie. So I decided I would only ever watch the 2012 Total Recall if I was peaking on a heavy dose of dissociative drugs (ketamine, cough syrup, or PCP) always dissociatives never psychedelics like acid or shrooms. It's like an experiment. I wanted to see if I could ever "recall" the entire plot. I've seen the movie from start to finish like at least 30 times always tripping out and I just can't tell u what happens like at all. I have no opinion on whether the car chase scene is cheesy or not. It's like it's there but it's not... And it's so fucking incredible. When I watch it, it feels so familiar. Once I got to around maybe the 20th viewing or so.. as I watch I feel like "oh yea I remember this part. I've seen all this before. This is it. I've finally broken the cycle. This time I'll remember everything, and it won't be the same ever again." But it's like a dream. I come down and the next day it's gone. It's like that every time now. In the moment I'm 100% convinced that I'll finally remember. It's so amazing and I'm so glad I started doing it. I get chills just thinking about this movie. And I've heard ppl say it's pretty shitty. But apparently I will never know if it is or not. I can't even tell you if it's ambiguous like the original. I can only imagine what it would be like to watch it 100% sober. Idk if I ever will... Anyway... long story short, I can't let myself watch the clip. If you say it's schlock, I believe you.

i kinna want iphone tho

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are you motherfucking kidding me? small minded? You have no understanding of the situation whatsoever and you haven't been thinking and reading about the state of internet porn for over a decade. I'm pretty sure your livelihood hasn't depended on it either. I read every FSC and XBIZ newsletter I get. If you think the actual pornographers wouldn't massively benefit if that exact law passed as is, and then have the audacity to call me small minded. Wow. Just. Wow. Think about it. Outlawing pirated porn? FINALLY ACTUALLY OUTLAWING PIRATED PORN. Seriously. I could still promote on social media. The same way performers do on instagram and facebook which already don't allow pornographic content. You can only put soft/non-nude stuff. I could even promote without any images hosted on the social media site whatsoever. I could just be like "Yo new video on my site, go check it out" and put a link to the promo hosted on the studio's or my own site or clipstore. Simple. Not the end of the world. The free range social media internet would be like free chat and the pay sites that can easily verify models (which they already do) would be like private chat. That would be amazing for business. And following these rules wouldn't be hard if you're running a legit studio. Except the hotline one but again I'm sure this would be outsourced to a specialty company making it no more than another cost of doing business. Business that would absolutely increase massively. I couldn't care less about the GoneWild subreddit like this twitter thread complains about. Or tubesites or whatever any little "community" on the web out there sharing porn that inevitably has tons of pirated content / revenge porn / underage porn / etc on it bc they dgaf. And yes revenge porn and sharing nudes w/o permission is evil so nah idc about ppl doing that either. And I really don't care about sluts who are just giving their nudes away on social media either. Let them share their nudes on messengers, email, private/direct message on the site, or their own personal site if they want. I don't really give a fuck. There's a reason I only personally produced one dvd (meaning I starred in, organized, and co-directed the project and took % of sales in the deal w/our distributor instead of getting paid a lump sum for modeling). 3 days after the dvd dropped we had 50 download sales and sold 1 hard copy sale meanwhile it had already been viewed over 250,000 times on one tubesite alone. So no I really don't care about the janky indie DIY porn scenes. If bitches want to make money to be sluts they can just go do porn. Stop fishing for paypal tips on GoneWild and get the fuck out of the house and do a porn. You'll do waaaay better I promise. I want tubesites gone and I want sites to be liable for hosting content that they shouldn't be hosting. So yes I love this law. I'm not being small minded at all. And how and why did she bring up OnlyFans? OnlyFans already has to verify you and get consent like any other paysite. Wtf? Could the law be written better? YES. The hotline is rather unreasonable. The whole thing is far from ideal. But you don't understand how desperate the porn industry is for the law to finally protect our content. Like I would be so very, very happy if it passed even tho it's not ideal. I would actually try producing features (DVDs) again. If we don't get some kind of protection, I'm absolutely never ever producing another feature myself again.

But you said you don't use footage you just do a real honest review. Showing the movie is a crutch for bad reviewers. So this will only hurt channels that you compete with that are sleazy and have an unfair advantage over you. So it shouldn't be scary for you at all

this is terrible for tubesites. Mindgeek is evil and responsible for stealing the work of pretty much every single pornographer in existence. Any site I'm making money off of / hired me for a shoot, I already have to verify all that. So this really only hurts tubesites which are just pirates. I love this law. The 24 hotline might be a bit much for small studios who only have a few models but if that requirement remains and is enforced and can't be automated like if it has to be staffed by humans, then I imagine the industry will start a business that will staff hotlines for smaller studios for a fee. Or studios where every model has consented and random users don't upload content could be exempt from that requirement maybe. And if it means I can't post nudity on twitter anymore, that's absolutely fine for me. Then I can not show everything except for on websites where I'm making money. And if ppl pressure me I can be like "Welp I can't show u everything here on twitter, you'll have to go to my clip store" Pretty much how facebook and instagram are now. I'd be fine with that. And don't come in with a "piracy is publicity" argument. That's 110% bullshit. Porn girls were still super famous and got paid at least like 5x as much per scene in the 90s during the golden age before piracy was so unlimited. Like you realize average porn girls do solo shoots for like $250 right? In the 90s that same solo might be like $1000-1500 bc pornographers could actually SELL their product instead of give it away for free to 98% of the viewers. That you think I wouldn't like this law just goes to show how disconnected viewers are to the needs of the ppl who actually do the real work to produce porn. You're also not the first non-performer who hit me up thinking I would hate this

isn't it supposed to be a question for you?

if it does apply now it's just not going to apply in practice for streaming games since streaming is such a boon to the gaming industry. Idk how it will be bypassed whether it's just not enforced on lets players or if game studios do a release of certain broadcasting rights of gameplay footage for all their games or if the law is changed/interpreted to not apply to gaming somehow. Somehow it won't end up applying to gaming. Like twitch is owned by Amazon the most monstrous corporation of our time. Lets players and the industry itself will all make noise and lobby against the law for games. And that's how it will be Like streaming copyrighted music over your gameplay is technically illegal and twitch pretty much only ever bothers their most popular top partner level streamers about it. If you're anybody else, the most that will happen is that your past broadcast videos will get the audio muted. A few ppl might get in trouble and made example of during the transitional phase of all this but most likely charges will be dropped or greatly reduced. And then nobody after that will get in trouble. Unless they're like streaming leaked gameplay footage w/like an early copy of the game they're not supposed to have yet. Or they're a closed beta tester who signed a NDA And yea I do twitch but I've only ever spent money on it. I've probably dropped somewhere between $500-1000 on subs and tips to other streamers and only ever made $5.57 for myself on there. So if twitch ever went bye-bye it would suck since I like it but it would only help my bank account tbh

"Do you find it difficult to tell jokes while being upstaged by your swolened arms?"

good tbh some ppls' channels you know would be nothing without copyrighted material. Like reviewers who def don't even have a brain and just give a terrible synopsis of the entire plot while showing like all the major parts of a movie but chopped up into little bits and out of order to try and make it seem like they're doing something more than just showing the movie and while putting it into their own words. I don't watch a ton of movie reviewers on yt so I can't give any specific examples but I know it when I see it 10 years maybe extreme but hey everyone pirates porn without legalizing escorting so fuck infringers

cant watch spider porn at work?

do it it goes by fast. Like he has the smallest shallowest bin to capture the spider. And every attempt I swear he engineered on purpose to be as risky as possible just to mess w/me.

he does it on purpose i swear

every greyhound traveler one day realizes that the bus is pure anarchy no one is in charge there's always at least one crazy person who scares the whole bus and sometimes the driver is that person

this is only like the 2nd half of the basement scene at the end the whole thing is bad so this is only 1/2 of the bad

did u give him a blowie or handy?

ok

i mean why cant u upload

What's wrong w/u?

as you are as i was as i am as you will be

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