Poof

Never had it

You do look good! Ty

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Someone on twitter said sex workers are internet artists idk

Want some blunts?

That’s true yes

I know reading is hard. you can do it

An alleged sharia law zone. Which is of course bullshit. Most everyone is Muslim or black or mixed tho. If @pail were here he’d be shitting his pants and loading his gun. I’m so sleepy. I have 2 more hours til I have to be at the airport. Must sleep.

If I were to escort, my rate would probably be 500/hour realistically and eating my ass would come included in that. So yea good price. The best hourly rate I’ve ever been offered was 1000/hour and only if I brought a friend, tho she would get her own 1000/hour rate too. It’s tempting to become an escort. I should just do it. That’s where the money is. Anyway yea that’s a good price for a rim w/a high quality girl. She might want more if u want her to rim you, I don’t know, OK?

Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line

I meant to quote @Distortedreasoning Oops but u are getting better

I think philosopher is improving

Of course

I just got my ass licked by a super famous rapper

Don’t get me started on rappers

Lift weights

Well then y tf am I not a mod?

I even tried that 9 to 5 scene I told myself that it was all a bad dream

But if it’s raining and a cold front is going to drop the temp below 32 degrees wouldn’t it start snowing anyway?

Oh I don’t know maybe bc its uemb

In this luxury suite w/all these premium prerolled cones Im still waiting for reality to hit me It’s taking awhile Or maybe I’m just letting the fleeting brilliance of the current situation gloss over all my troubles

I LOVE BLUEBERRIES Freeze them and make smoovies

I’m starting to think you’re serious about all this

It just sounded like a jeopardy answer

Everyone is saying it’s just alright or it’s ok or low budget but I was actually really impressed by it