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Poof

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  1. Could be. The effect it has on sperm is reversible if you could get him to stop for awhile it might help. He probably won't tho lol
  2. You've tried fucking on your most fertile days right? I thought you posted your ovulation calendar once but maybe I'm imagining things.
  3. I only bareback w/the general public if I've seen some recent test results on a computer screen from the lab's website. Except for like.. special circumstances... Like first encounter w/rapper I was straddling him and he pulled out a magnum but I was like fuck that pushed it away and sat down on his dick. But I did make a point to deliberately push the condom away first so if he had something really bad hopefully he'd be like nah let me wear one. And it's not like I do that for any old famous person. I've been a real fan of his for awhile and I think he's just so sexy. Probably a really bad idea considering how much he hooks up and yea the first 20 mins I had to think about it I was like "welp your film career is probably over" But we've fucked raw a bunch now and I'm still clean and i kinda figured he'd be alright if he was about to use a condom meaning he typically uses them. Although I know that logic is not sound...
  4. It's pretty catchy. It's also weird how hip hop has changed so much
  5. suddenly I'm back in highschool
  6. don't do it?
  7. I could live my life better than I think I am
  8. it's mostly ohio and pa thing altho I think they've been slowly expanding nationwide
  9. you can send to me plz
  10. i <3 quaker steak they're known for their wings now tho which are excellent
  11. it was pretty good. I still have to see the sequel it's if the zombie virus was transmitted sexually
  12. Poof

    $900 a night

    you're still young
  13. Poof

    $900 a night

    I do and I do get the appeal of that american psycho lifestyle
  14. Poof

    $900 a night

    shouldn't you be resting? what time does the thing start?
  15. Poof

    $900 a night

    i know i know
  16. yea it's intended haha. you can hear the director trying not to laugh. it's a character. the minion is actually a really nice guy irl and not an agent or studio owner or anything. he's their video editor/assistant.
  17. Poof

    $900 a night

    jeez they're shitty. feel better champ
  18. i didn't have any tolerance built up. i just couldn't imagine getting used to that kind of trip at least at the intensity that i experienced. my eyes looked just like the guy's in the video haha
  19. Poof

    $900 a night

    call the front desk ask if they have any
  20. Poof

    $900 a night

    thats boston for ya
  21. benadryl is a fucked up drug when you take a lot. i tried to once. it's not like a trip. it's a deliriant. in my opinion it was terrible
  22. I'll see your grandpa midget surprise, and raise you a minion. but alas, dear reader, a pixar minion this is not
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