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Poof

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  1. maybe in a couple hours if you're on. I'm gonna take a bath
  2. a warrant for weed in a recreational state based on an apartment manager? sure why not. like I said they won't find anything here anyway
  3. Because this apartment manager is a massive gash It's not for me. I vape w/a smokebuddy sploof. One of my neighbors has a new boyfriend who smokes up the place every once in awhile. I'm wondering if it's going to be private or police sniffer dog. And she better not expect to have that thing come in my apartment. I mean the cop of course. Not that you'd find any paraphernalia here. But I won't have a cop with no warrant in my house. Especially if they're investigating weed which is now legal for recreation in michigan. If she insists she will be getting a piece of my mind, and I'm recording the whole thing. Since I'm dead serious about this, there's a very good chance I'll be shot dead like a dog in my own house for defying authority. Too bad I don't have any kevlar at the moment. That's all you need to survive since cops use hollow points like fuckin psychopaths. Anyway when that happens I obviously won't be around to post about it, so I'd like to wish you all farewell. It has been a privilege posting with you. Most of you. If I survive this, no more red or purple states. I can't stand this garbage. I'll bet you it will be a cop. Fascists. And if I survive this I'm going to start cooking weed brownies regularly. Then the entire building will smell of skunk, but I wouldn't be violating my lease or any laws. That will be such a fun conversation.
  4. Then quit bitching about how expensive it is Jesus Simple Packard
  5. Like when they get so excited to be going on a real airplane ride they post their boarding pass
  6. I love when rubes get so excited about taking a flight
  7. Poof

    Fucking dabs

    Yes
  8. Poof

    Fucking dabs

    Oh i see
  9. Poof

    Fucking dabs

    Me?
  10. Poof

    Fucking dabs

    Wrong
  11. Poof

    Fucking dabs

    Yup
  12. Poof

    Fucking dabs

    Yes you do
  13. Really tho she's probly just being a kid and being picky. Fried bologna freaked me out for some reason when I was little
  14. Welp time to leave her at the side of the road and try again
  15. Oohhhhhhh ok i know exactly what u mean
  16. Poof

    Fucking dabs

    very much so
  17. I moved into a rehearsal space in a warehouse in cleveland for $165/month. A 12x7 room with a heavy deadbolt, alarm, heat, wifi, parking for my car, security cameras everywhere, and a bathroom down the hall. There were like 100 rehearsal spaces. I was in the death metal section in Hell Battery's old room. They moved to a bigger one. There were at least 4 other ppl using the rehearsal spaces to live in. One guy was an artist who did drawings and paintings. Another guy who lived there had tons of weed and would let anyone smoke w/him but he was scary af and had powder burns on his eyelids from when his wife tried to blow his head off. Apparently her thumb got blown off in the struggle too. He had so many stories that involved him shooting at someone. Anyway, the cool thing about it was you legally got residency there so you could get mail and be in the building 24/7/365 if you really wanted. And the internet was insanely fast bc they had a business line which I pretty much had to myself since it was kinda before everyone would be using smartphones w/wifi. I had my car, my cam, clothes, makeup, and laptop, and I got a membership at a gym 1/2 hour away for $20/month where I would go to shower or just work out bc bored. So like all the basic living essentials for $185/month. The real major downside was the noise w/all the death metal bands in the adjacent rooms. One on either party wall, and 2 out of 3 across the hall were death metal. Tons of other rock/punk/metal bands down the entire hallway too. They're not like soundproof recording studios either, it's just walls. It was so loud by 11pm every night even during the week. It felt like some strange combination of prison, college, and homelessness.
  18. Poof

    Fucking dabs

    I try my hardest not to do those things but somehow it keeps happening. That and molly but molly I don't avoid. I'm so fucking fucked up and horny
  19. Interesting maybe I will just see how this turns out. Bc toothpaste that can potentially give u cancer but makes your teeth really white is perfect for me.
  20. Skiles oral hygiene is not the same from person to person
  21. Ooooo in your experience do you think it whitens better than ordinary peroxide whitening toothpastes?
  22. Crest Pro Health is my fav budget toothpaste. Marvis is the best
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