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I said I'd like to be a lawyer and now he wants to help teach me how it's his thing I guess Starting with legal writing. tbh tho I'm pretty good at most of it already since it's kinda what I bitched at sponges for after reading his paper on his new religion. i stand by what I said but I'm sorry for being so mean sponges. I was having a bad day Plain English for Lawyers by Richard C. Wydick Why somebody obsessed with being concise doesn't write their name as Dick C. Wydick, I will never know but it's all about speaking directly, specifically, and concisely Still I'm learning a few little quirks that are specific to legal writing I guess There's exercises I have to carry out and everything. It's just like school. This is some kinky shit

it's your old conservative pal packard trying to communicate with you from beyond the grave it's where you belong you cant handle drugs like an adult it's bc you're junkie white trash and destined to drown in cigarette ashes

just wondering how you feel about as a star trek fan

my sister and I never miss may the 4th

do you like Galaxy Quest @ghostrek ?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stratics

People do and there is software to help you with that kind of thing

Cocaine

Yessir. I just got these https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001RNHITU/ And they're so good if you like spicy. I had one today without adding anything, and it was perfect spicy and garlicy as is.

I put garlic powder in my ramen too 👍

I will miss garlic, but immortality and all ya know

I loved that story

Sometimes I put my UEMB password into twitter like 3 times being like WHY ISN'T IT WORKING before I realize what I've done

I will accept it as tribute

then send me the dead mouse

idk what that means send amazon giftcard plz

make an app or something and buy a new one

now you're thinking like a mouse hunter slay the beast

You gotta sit still for like an hour then it'll come out and u plink em

just go up there w/a bb gun and blast it

That's only stage 1

Tbh I kinda live like this all the time. Except I can't go on any missions. So I guess that's different. I have no middle gear. I'm either home or I'm gone for weeks. But those first couple years of camming when I'd post about the isolation and it driving me crazy. I've already been acclimated to this lifestyle for a long time.

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