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My canary in the coal mine will be when we stop paying farmers not to grow food.

Well, yes, because that's what I did. However... Firstly, and probably most importantly, when n o t h i n g ever happens in your town, since violent crime is a "something," it falls under not-happening-in-your-town. Secondly, there's less motivation to crime when you're privileged and going to inherit a house if you just wait long enough.

uh oh someones upset I made fun of a town that's 99%...

Since we're just gonna stay on lockdown it doesn't really matter I guess. If we do get along and decide to date I'm going to try to get him to move somewhere more civilized with me. He was talking about it already too. He's born and raised in chicago so it's not like he's a country boy at all

Cau is my honorary boyfriend, yes, but this isn't cau. Even tho I know cau has to have like a 13.5" dick

he's like 30 mins from Iowa City in the tiniest town. I'm scared

no, No, NO!

I still can't believe I'm going

High fructose corn meth

as I walk thru the flatland of corn I shall fear no evil nor drunk redneck

Thank You! PCs are for cheaters

father, why must you never approve of any of my boyfriends?

Idk yet he makes fun of me for playing on xbox. He says all the real gamers have playstation.

Fuck.

But he's so alpha! For real tho u actually have a point. I don't let ppl in easily. We've been talking for a year. I trust him enough. I know where he works, and he let me see his social media w/all his family on it. And I know he's not my bf but lately we have been talking about it. I could be getting played... But I have to stay optimistic and at least try

I'm alil scared

isn't it all corn?

But he lives in Iowa. I've never ever been to Iowa. I don't even know what happens there. He is so beautiful so perfect. I might have to break lockdown for the first time in 2 months to go see him this week. We've been talking for like a year. The way he's been lately tho has me convinced, and I told him that I think I'm ready to come see him as soon as I can. I'm concerned about covid of course but one flight might be alright? He's been locked down and we're going to stay locked down together if I come out. We're not going to go anywhere. Plus it's Iowa, is there anywhere to go??

I hate the midwest. It's an evil place. 6 months it's too hot 6 months it's too cold. There's only 2 days of nice weather in between. The cold is dry and the hot is wet. Please I will pray to any god that can deliver me from this place

THATS A THICCASS BOY

put it in a depression glass

A lot a lot. Like whatever amount you think, it's more than that

No I got a guy here and a dispensary if I wanna get a card but thank you very much for offering nabby

No I just stop all the time randomly usually for like 1-6 months. When I smoke, I smoke. I'll be high 24/7 for months but lots of ppl don't realize I'm usually sober for like half the year.

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