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Poof

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  1. I forget what size it says my feet are but I believe, just like w/my dick size, they listed them as bigger than they are for the fantasy of it. I'm truly a 10 in womens
  2. 😒
  3. Your son has a group of online dramarama friends? I wonder where he gets that from
  4. This is it. You did. You're ruining everything
  5. You know now it's self explanatory
  6. Well then don't come to my foot party
  7. Wikifeet is free like my naked toes
  8. That's ok. I have other body parts
  9. If he likes feet he knows You must not be all that into feet if you have to ask
  10. Oh yes. Deodorant makes the itching stop immediately. I learned that a few years ago from another board member actually.
  11. Yea. Quackers and Athena shared bug spray bc I was dumb and didn't think to bring any. But I guess I only got my toesies w/ it bc ankles are spotted up
  12. I've got a solid 4.7 / 5 rating on wikifeet. I have few things in life and I'm not tryna lose it.
  13. My ankles are covered in skeeter bites from the movies so I put deodorant on them
  14. Yes ppl been calling me that forever
  15. I know ppl already know how i feel. There's nothing new in this rant but omfg fuck every stupid fucking fuck deplorable who voted trump into office. Eat my shorts. I can't believe the virus of our lives, a 100 year event type disaster, is happening right now and all we have at the helm is the fucking host of the apprentice. He was a joke then. He's a fucking joke now and disgusting blob w/weird body hair woven into his scalp. I saw him at caviar russe and I saw his ass looking at me. I could've gone over and tried to talk to him but I didn't. Not bc my boyfriend wouldn't let me. He would've liked it if I did actually. My bf thought I was showing loyalty but no. I didn't BC HES A FUCKING JOKE. How could you fucking airhead contrarian assholes have thought this was a good idea? You get what you get America. You had it coming anyway. Even if I die from it, I hope the rona spanks the stupid out of your dipshit heads, but I know it won't. You won't think "Oh I fucked up, I should be more responsible when electing leaders" NO. That's not their way. It's not their way to actually learn something. Learning takes WORK. They'll just blame China harder or believe whatever the fat 4channer who runs the qanon fiasco says. ANYTHING but learning oh lord please don't make them learn something. Fuck em. No personal responsibility whatsoever. Fucking wastes of societal dump. I hope my offspring becomes a cannibal in the apocalypse and eats their offspring.
  16. Its the neighbors
  17. Poof

    Fuck

    I made alcohol when I was in highschool so maybe if i get bored
  18. Poof

    Fuck

    I'm gonna start selling old boiled wheat juice and call it poofenbier
  19. black licorice rob schneider rice cakes tender touches going to the dentist broccoli fuggs dxm candy corn cleveland
  20. Poof

    Fuck

    mougpah
  21. Poof

    Fuck

    I like white claw
  22. Poof

    Fuck

    well I don't really wanna move into your old texas masturbation chamber for no reason
  23. The gummy ones not that chalky buttsuck
  24. Poof

    Fuck

    It's too late anyway. I'm in tune w/the heat. It was 67 outside last night and I was freezing
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