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Poof

Order of the Owl
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  1. Bleh
  2. I lived in nyc in the penthouse for a year and a half. We never prepared a single meal in the kitchen. Only espresso out of the $10,000 la marzocco machine. Or cocktails. There wasn't any food in there. We also had a wine cellar. Breakfast ordered up everyday. Lunch might be ordered up but half the time we were out anyway. We went out to a drunken dinner every night. Only a few times did we ever order up dinner. Do I miss it? Absolutely. Did he threaten to kill me multiple times? Sure. Did I stand over him as he laid passed out drunk in his underwear while I tried really hard to will myself to stab him to death with the knife I gripped in my sweaty hand shaking with rage? Of course. But we had fun. I do like to dine out.
  3. This could be us But u wont make me a mod
  4. Before they abandoned their strict design principles I'd say there was some value to things being nice, neat and optimized but they don't really care anymore. And there is something appealing to me about a company having complete control over it's hardware and software even tho I also like the anarchy of PCs and androids. Lately the only stand out thing I really like about apple is that they won't unlock your devices even if the US government wants them to. That's pretty cool
  5. That's so poor people don't get their poor on them. It's a feature. Not a bug.
  6. No reports that I do from frequent witnesses. I'm a serial relationshipper and sleep on my parents couch thru the whole day lots.
  7. i boby
  8. Nope. Walking was just when I was little. I haven't done it in forever
  9. I did a bit when I was little
  10. Shhhhh hush now let it happen
  11. You think that will stop the rape
  12. Oh I don't think so. I've put on my rape shoes
  13. Someone else. I am a dirty slut, yes
  14. then play You Are Everybody
  15. Play fucking in the bushes
  16. Well I'm gonna go read the call of cthulhu
  17. Maybe it'll be a tour then
  18. What's our next plan?
  19. No way Really?
  20. I won't take no for an answer
  21. Well it did
  22. U wan a blowie?
  23. Gotcha. No backsies!
  24. I need my eardrum tickled daddy
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