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Poof

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  1. I just watched that 2 days ago. Amazing.
  2. i hate ppl
  3. I got in trouble in school for putting too much sex in my stories in english and literature class. One made a teacher cry another made a summer school teacher very attracted to me I think
  4. It would loosen you up help w/stress
  5. No its the splat
  6. Incest is the best put your sister to the test
  7. No honkin
  8. I've eaten lots of raw eggs I guess I'm rolling the dice
  9. The raiding made me surge my shrimp sap all over his one-eyed monster. If I don't buff the muff to get my vertical moisture oozing from my clam-flavoured pothole, his greasy kebab skewer is going to leave my piss flaps resembling a bulldog in a windtunnel. After having my penis pothole slammed, he then proceeded to raid my mud flap. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his wensleydale wand stuffed deeper into my fart valve. By now, my frilling pink golf bag was haemorrhaging like there was a midget inside me with a super soaker.
  10. That was either before my time or nobody told me
  11. Really lots of candy looks like poop 💩 it's part of the fun
  12. We continued having sex
  13. Ew i dont like corn unless it's popped
  14. Yes! He will be back I know it. We've kinda done this before. He just seems to respond well when I show that I don't need him
  15. Yes you got it. That's an interesting theory. Living in accordance with nature is the result of the question of "how to live most virtuously?" So if you really want to follow the spirit of the philosophy. Take an uncompromising approach to what you think the most virtuous path is.
  16. Nope not yet. It's been a week since we last txted. It's clear to me he's in demand and averse to thirsty girls. I can tell he expects me to be like that, and he keeps saying he doesn't want a relationship. Even tho I never bring it up AND one night he initiated a convo about what if he liked me and how would that work for us w/me being a performer and all. So rn I am leaving him alone. I'm reminding him that he's the the one who started out thirsty as a fan of mine who messaged me 15 times on instagram over 6 months before I finally even noticed him. Sometimes guys forget what they're dealing with. I am the succubus and he will be the one who txts first guaranteed
  17. Pepsi and fireball
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