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Poof

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  1. idk what this means
  2. nope no magic in cyberpunk 2077
  3. cmon
  4. i wanted you to talk about my dick in this thread
  5. none of the stories are compelling, the gameplay is stale and janky, character progression and inventory are cluttered and directionless. the aesthetic is the only thing thats good. I love all the nudity and the dicks pussies ass and nipples and sex everywhere in the media. I wanna watch that show Whore Watson. And I love that I can be a big dick tgirl which is odd since I complain about being that irl. But just that I can be exactly that in this game it feels nice. The only other game like that i've ever played was Second Life and thats all player made content. This is a AAA game and the character can actually be like me right down to it being a really big dick. I feel validated in a way that I didn't think I needed to be
  6. I watch a lot of videos about planes crashing its kinda my thing to do before a flight I like to freak myself out so I can't remember what flight but there was one that crashed on the runway at the destination airport it was really horrific like fiery explosion the plane basically did a cartwheel. One of the survivors wasn't hurt and he went into the airport and was found waiting at the gate for his connecting flight
  7. I suppose. I was just trying to explain myself tho
  8. i don't get it lol
  9. oh whatever u silly
  10. but that post was so academic
  11. i dont understand u guys
  12. tell grandma that liars go to the bad place
  13. well go get one
  14. yea I love group sex. that's usually when I hook up w/girls in my personal life. Like sucking a dick w/another girl is always fun. I've kinda felt like going 1on1 w/a cisgender girl just for fun lately tho. Im more orally fixated when im w/girls 1on1 tho. Like if they want me to fuck them it can be annoying bc thats an even rarer mood for me really. like i only ever want to top girls to be sadistic and I make it tough on them like bash into their cervix if I can reach it and hold them down so they cant get away from that angle. or fuck their ass rough or make them choke on my dick. If I don't do it like that, there's no point topping girls. If I actually like her then I just wanna lick her all over and squeeze her boobs
  15. i generally dont go for girls cisgender or trans tbh. technically I'm pansexual but i think the last girl I hooked up w/was in one of my porn scenes which is like 3 years ago at least
  16. shes a cashier shes super fine shorty ebony spinner and she smiles at me and calls me the supermodel
  17. i've been thinking about growing shrooms actually
  18. hey i just realized something...
  19. i want the chair
  20. its alright itll be the year of no ass eating unless i go get that walmart girl but i unno
  21. yea.. thats why.. the santa suit...
  22. omg... NONE! This pandemic fr killing me I had an opportunity. Def wouldve ate my friend chelsea and her gf's asses if we hung out when I was in vegas but I didn't go over since I thought I had all the time in the world
  23. at the chinese place theyd make tripe soup that was seriously nothing but tripe boiled in a v light chicken broth. No veggies no nothing. It's not bad. Theyd always laugh when they ate it and said "American ppl no can eat this! ahahahaha" (even tho i was eating it. they always said I didn't count bc I "could go to china no problem") anyway i'd reply to them that yea americans eat it we just call it hot dogs and funny enough they would be grossed out by processed meat like hot dogs and fast food burgers. I know bc I made the grandma sick once when I was driving them all to detroit. I stopped at a wendys, I ordered 4 junior bacon cheeseburgers, and ate them in like 30 seconds. The granny ran off to the bathroom and they told me it was bc of the burgers. They're not as tough as they like to say w/their chicken feet and snails and shit
  24. I know ghosty. I'm just sayin I have relatively more control and agency over my own life now so it was worse back then
  25. it's just tripe doesn't even count
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