PokeNirvash

Ah, what the hell. I'll play ball. Buying that used DVD from fye had to pay off somehow.

That was the first one I learned. Moose was second, and Masquerade was third.

I never realized how much of the Toonami General community was Hispanic before now.

For some reason, I now have the compulsion to watch Keijo!x8 and OPM back to back...

College football was a mistake.

Wow, if that's the truth, then I really need to get caught up. And yes, Akari is the best. Took a while for Hina and Momo to win me over, but I'm glad they did.

Such a tsundere. :

There's always Drifters. Owl gets to be right for once, it's the closest we'll get to Qwaser on Toonami (they were made by the same studio), and dat OP. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQYJxbkEItQ

So the problem's on my end? Whatever, I just want it fixed, even if you can't see the problem.

I know Toonami won't air Keijo!!!!!!!! (You have to say it with all 8 !s.) Hell, they even had a bump saying that OPM was objectively better. [all praises to saitama]

The bold function doesn't work and links to Youtube videos appear as video embeds and not hyperlinks. Not exactly huge problems, but they're really distracting and should be fixed.

It’s weird starting a Toonami recording and not hearing the “closed captioning for Family Guy” ident beforehand. DRAGONBALL Z KAI Last time, the show provided actually decent justification for Goku’s terrible parenting skills, and it was awesome. Welp, Krillin’s officially a fanboy now. And, of course, we have Vegeta worrying about his pride as always. Looks like Cell’s trying to go Super Saiyan now. Aw shit, the DVR’s pausing randomly now. Dammit, I was hoping that’d be limited to the On Demand stuff… NO SELL. It’s always entertaining, watching Cell get his shit punched in. The green blood is a nice touch, but awfully reminiscent of The Exorcist. Welcome to DBZ, where everyone holds back their true power level. Wait, when did his blood turn purple? ;D All these strained grunts. TWIN KIENZAN. And here comes the Mankanshokusappo. The fear in Cell’s face. It’s marvelous. INCONCIEVABLE! When all else fails, use the Kamehameha. Turns out the above advice doesn’t just apply to Cell. Good work, Gohan. And there go all the normal people. And then he blasted off into space, where he froze to death. INTRUDER III: This was a pretty great episode. The intruders being sandworms all along, TOM experiencing the strange joys of molecular transportation, SARA becoming a much less annoying version of Navi, and Shogo 162 exploding in five minutes. Say what you will about the Toonami crew, but when they make a T.I.E., they almost always knock it out of the park. With the possible exception of the IGPX Microseries being not as good as the full show, but that’s just personal preference. Whoa, that deflection turned that landform into a desert. Because of course Cell isn’t dead yet. :-\ Okay, so maybe the green blood was just his saliva. More decent Goku parenting skills, everybody. THAT GRIN OF SAIYAN PRIDE. Is Goku just ignoring the fact that Cell’s still alive? Dayumn, Gohan. DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! Did he just get uglier? I think he just got uglier. “He’s so focused on power, he’s not paying attention to his speed!” Or his looks. Seriously, fix that nose. And now I know the source of yet another reaction face. HE’S GONNA RALPH! All this buildup can’t possibly be any good for my cold. Hm, so 18’s back. That’s good, I guess. In which Toriyama tells his editor to go fuck himself. SEMI-PERFECT CELL IS BACK, BITCHES. Welp, this should please the inflation fetishists watching this show, if anything else. TOP BILLING: Cell. JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURE RATING SCREENCAP #1: A nice little bird’s eye view of Wind Knight’s Lot. ;D Well, so much for Speedwagon being useful this arc. Oh no! Their luggage has been stolen by British Tom Sawyer! Which means yes, is now relevant. ;D What the hell is that walking pose even? GRATUITOUS ITALIAN. Wow, sunset already. And now we’re in a zombie flick. Dang, Dio’s here already. SURPRISE ZOMBIES. Love the Zoom Punch. If anything he’s done before didn’t scream “ego”, what he said just now certainly did. How many breads have you eaten in your life? KILLER FROSTBITE. Wow, didn’t expect him to know what he was doing so soon. To Dio, anything involving him being evil is a compliment. Ooh, that’s gotta hurt. , you say? And here comes the backup. The snowman deserved it for singing before Christmas. RATING SCREENCAP #2: A simple shot of Jonathan. Who knew that Queen Elizabeth I could be such a tyrant? Never mind, turns out Speedwagon’s useful after all. Even if his methods are a little on the homoerotic side. : Bloodsucking hair tentacles. Even before STANDS, JoJo sure had some crazy powers. That’s the biggest dagger I’ve ever seen. And now for a history lesson from our dutiful narrator, Senketsu. Mary was awfully helpful for a crazy bitch. Same for Elizabeth being kind of conniving in spite of her popularity. REPLY TO ANGEL 1: “I'm just gonna assume this is historically accurate.” Yeah, I doubt Tarukus and Blueford were real people, but the whole “Mary being blamed for the death of her husband” sounds like it’d be legit. “I knew that severed head looked familiar!” Talk about foreshadowing. Why can’t more protagonists be like Jonathan? He can definitely see the irony in this situation. [splash] Dio is so outta here. Of course the dead can speak underwater. SUDDENLY INSPIRATION. In hindsight, Jonathan’s father had plenty of decent parenting moments. Thank god this anime has the sense to give its protagonists above-average intelligence. “Underwater Turquoise Blue Overdrive” is the best Hamon attack name I’ve heard thus far. The “dadadada da da da” at the end of “Roundabout” is my personal favorite part of the song. MOBILE SUIT GUNDAM: IRON-BLOODED ORPHANS I had a feeling Carta was still alive; that blow Mikazuki gave her mech didn’t look like a fatal one. In which the rain drowns out all the bad news and grieving. Telling Biscuit’s sisters about his death isn’t the problem. The problem is also telling them that Savarin hung himself. Propane convention in Alberta first, giving Biscuit a proper burial later. Orga’s thinking about taking up drinking. Meanwhile, McGillis is really enjoying himself right now. Fuck you, old lady. “Impetuous” is a great adjective to describe a tomboy. Impetuous indeed. 8) I say pull the plug. You aren’t giving up being human if you still have your brain intact after the implantation. And that, children, is how the Alaya Vijnana system came into being, and also what purpose “Gundam” serves in this entry to the franchise. REPLY TO ANGEL 2: “I'm guessing this ties into the entire Gundam franchise but goddamn do I not care.” Actually the Gundam franchise spans across different universes, so it’s not like they’re all interconnected in respects outside the name “Gundam”. IBO’s just one of several universes all their own, so you don’t need to understand the rest of Gundam to understand it specifically. Fucking around with GIS. That’s a good explanation for them sneaking under their radar. Another Gundam, I bet. Like a roast from Satan would go over well… They actually put nutritional facts on that stock waterbottle. God, I love the little things in these shows. The black man says STFU. Clearly the solution to getting Orga out of his depression is for Merribit to have sex with him. Or you could have Mikazuki fix things, that works too. We going to Alaska now? Hm, so trains are for the most part extinct in this future, then. And that’s why Kudelia’s the third main character. I can’t stop staring at Makanai’s crazy beard. Almost compensates for his regular-sounding name. I also can’t stop staring at the hole where Sydney used to be. What a generous means of building up your own harem. “Maybe he should just be alone for now.” “He’s been alone long enough.” But what was the rest of the sentence? “Make Tekkadan Great Again?” I’m gonna believe that’s what he said. And then Mikazuki fixed things. Or at least, he tried to. “You’re gonna take me, aren’t you?” Okay, things just got slightly gayer. Of course that little pep talk would work. Technically Biscuit’s still in that body bag in the cargo, but I digress. And for Fumitan also. Stay out of this, Merribit, we already know you’re jealous that you weren’t able to fuck Orga back to normal. Ah, rural Alaska. Ain’t it beautiful? I love you, crazy ice-sculpting Grandma. HUNTER x HUNTER Fuck yes new expositionary cold open. Wing reminds me an awful lot of someone I know online, only explicitly hetero. “Fling”? Oh, Flame. Huh, that sounds simpler than I expected it to be. But is the posing really necessary? Aaaaaand his shirt’s still untucked. That stare would be enough to knock a normal person out cold. REVERSE COCKROACH POSE. Well that was an exciting lesson. Wait, so was what he was saying a lie, or was there more to it than just what he said? ;D I think you were a little too rough on him there. Either that or he’s super-resilient. Yup, lie it is. Okay, this real Nen looks pretty damn awesome in and of itself. Poor Zushi… Their opponents are a kung-fu Cylon and a greased-up masked wrestler. ONLY IN THE HEAVEN’S TOWER. Jennifer Aniston: Grinch of the Year. And if you’ve seen How I Met Your Mother, you’d know that I don’t really mean “Grinch”. FLAWLESS VICTORY x2. To floor 200! It’s like he wasn’t even there to begin with… Fancy elevator. I love marble walls and checkerboard-patterned floors. The red carpeting for the floor itself also looks nice. Gentlemen… BEHOLD! THE HALLWAY OF YOUR DOOM! Turns out it was just an ordinary clerk. ;D SUDDENLY HISOKA. That is some intense Nen I’m sure they’re feeling. Oh hi Wing. Ah, so it was a semi-lie. 3 hours and 30 minutes left. That should be enough. I had a feeling all those phrases would involve different kanji readings. Okay, so Nen is less like Chakra and more like Haki. Some poor contractor sure has his work cut out for him. Bestiality: not just for humans anymore. NARUTO SHIPPUDEN I never really thought of Itachi as one to paint his nails. Maybe it’s something that comes with being an Akatsuki. GOROU SESSHA SAKUGA SPOTTED. No way, Sasuke used to be upbeat? And kawaii too? Unthinkable. “Gah! My leg!” Okay, what trouble did he get in with the ANBU? I think you mean, “the mission is classified”. Before he had brother issues, Sasuke had daddy issues also. I take it these guys are extended family, they all have the Uchiha popped collar. Ooh, a suicide note. Well, that meeting went over better than expected. …Or not. And that was the first time Itachi got pleasure out of harming family members. It’s criminal that Crispin Freeman isn’t in as much anime as he used to be. Shut up, young Sasuke. “I’m truly sorry.” [coughbullshitcough] IT BEGINS. So what’s great about this DBZ/One Piece crossover game again? Holy crap, I’m more considerate towards my own parents than Itachi is towards his. REVEEEEEEEEEEEENGE! I will never forget the first time I saw them flashback to the Uchiha massacre and my biggest takeaway was that they had a TV set. And that’s how Sasuke became the edgemaster he is today. How did I not notice that his cloak had the popped collar until now? Seems like an awfully specific condition for eye hax. But who else has the Mangekyo Sharingan besides Itachi? Welp, here it is. The moment most have you have been waiting for, ready to get it over with. GOROU SESSHA SAKUGA SPOTTED. Wow, that was easier than I expected. I-Is that a gang sign? Nope, just an indicator of genjutsu, should’ve figured. Or maybe it was a crow clone, probably one of the weirder clone types out of this show. [teleports behind you] Pssh… Nothin’ personnel, kid. [stab] Alright, so it really was genjutsu all along. I don’t know whether to call Sasuke asking the same question as me predictable or deductive reasoning. Either ways, BOO YEAH. Wait, who are you going to kill? My DVR glitched right when you said it. Okay, all these DVR glitches are ruining the tension. Only now, Sasuke’s heard of him and he cares. He cares lots. REPLY TO ANGEL 3: “An entire episode of Uchiha angst is hard to sit through.” And yet you made it. How’d they even get a black panther on set? ONE PIECE TOP BILLING: Moria. I personally believe Kuma’s “small talk” was more than just small talk. Meanwhile, Doppelman’s still the worst character this arc, besides Perona’s chipmunk minions and that damned koala man. “I’ve been bamboozled!” FUCKING DOPPELMAN. He says the sun’s gonna melt him, but his imagination showed him disintegrating. Different means of obliteration, Luffy! Whenever Zoro sees a challenge, do you think he’s gonna back down from it? FUCK YEAH ZORO. And then the step-dance of death. Sometimes I forget that Franky has those huge pillar nunchuks with him. NAOKI TATE SAKUGA SPOTTED. ;D Not even Zoro saw that one coming. Well at least part of the slash hit him. The tone of Usopp’s voice does not match how wide he’s opening his mouth. BELIEVE IN LUFFY. Yeah, but it’s not like Absalom and Perona are gonna fight Luffy, considering one’s getting reverse-raped right now and the other just disappeared from the face of the earth. So disintegration is melting, then? Thanks, fog. Thog. Yes, blame it on Oars, see where that gets you. Okay show, you made me curious as to what these two guys look like. I forgot all about Moria’s annoying minions. :-\ Those are some huge men. Uh… what. (It’s up to you what ad I’m talking about.) I knew it, the small talk wasn’t just small talk after all. Oh hey, it’s that guy who fought Ace last year. But aren’t the Straw Hats already on Thriller Bark? Moria takes offense to… pretty much all of that. It’s always satisfying to watch Lucci get his shit punched in. No way, he was hiding inside Oars this entire time? It’s perfectly natural to blame Hogback for any weird body mods. Goddammit, more DVR glitches. ;D Robot!Oars is the greatest thing. SUDDENLY CHOPPERMAN. [sigh] If only I knew how to bring up the closed captions on my HDTV… FUCK YEAH BROOK. Huh, new FUNimation logo music. That’s odd. Welp, guess I’m rewatching this On Demand next week. [glitches suck]

Shut up, mochi, America's not gonna go down the tubes like you think it is. Also, if I even watched Steven Universe, let alone was a fan of it, I would've ignored the political allegories in favor of the fact that Steven's uncle was voiced by Carl from ATHF. [tonight!]

Actually, we refer to her as Angel.

March Comes In Like a Lion 4

Technically yes, but you get my point.

Wind Knight's Lot: a small seaside town in rural England with a population numbering less than 1,000 residents, and also the current whereabouts of the evil vampire Dio Brando. With their arrival in the village, Jonathan, Zeppeli and Speedwagon prepare to do battle with Dio and bring an end to his reign of terror, right here and now. But even with Hamon on their side, defeating Dio will prove no easy task, especially when he has backup... Elsewhere on Toonami, TOM goes down into the Vindication Base's basement in search of the all-new all-different Intruder, Cell pulls out almost every attack in his arsenal to combat the wrath of SSJ2 Gohan, Tekkadan maps out their route to the propane convention parliamentary session in Alberta while grieving over Biscuit, Wing teaches Gon and Killua the basics of their universe's equivalent to chakra, Sasuke and Itachi have their fated battle in the ruins of the old Uchiha hideout, Zoro gets serious against Oars while Kuma offers his assistance to fellow warlord Moria, and Saitama hunts down a group of Bernie supporters for giving bald people a bad name. 12:00 - Dragonball Z Kai #94 - Perfection's End! A Fury Beyond Super Saiyan! - TV-PGLV 12:30 - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure #5 - The Dark Knights - TV-MAV (broadcast), TV-14V (personal) 1:00 - Mobile Suit Gundam: Iron-Blooded Orphans #22 - Not Yet Home - TV-PGL 1:30 - Hunter x Hunter #28 - Nen and Nen - TV-14V 2:00 - Naruto Shippuden #135 - The Longest Moment - TV-14V 2:30 - One Piece #369 - Oars + Moria! The Most Heinous Combination of Brains and Brawn - TV-PGL 3:00 - One Punch Man #4 - The Modern Ninja - TV-14LV Also, this. [respek one punch]

collar6 is the only one I bother to keep up to date with nowadays, but I always check out Nedroid if the opportunity arises.

[as] and Toonami are the only good things about Cartoon Network nowadays.

Welp, this thread's a goner.

Kuromukuro 4

Kuromukuro.

Bah, like I care what Tumblr thinks.

The whole "[as] hates women" thing is a load of bullshit. If they hated women, they wouldn't have hired Kim Manning.

Is it wrong to just not care if something's whitewashed or not?