Drunkenwarrior

SAw her once.....that was enough

I mean... Mine is

Don't date strippers

"how to tell if butter is bad" Drugs are amazing

But it was only fantasy .The wall was too high

Out there on you own....sitting naked by the phone Would you touch me?

I've been trying to decide if weed is partially responsible for my recent setback in life

I dunno about pat, but @Rogue_Alphonseprobably tastes too gamey to eat And pat is probably too old, makes the meat tough

You just learned the word ''shitlord'' didn't you?

MMHMM sure thing

That a tide pod joke?

Everyone I know that's done them has fucked their life up

What is this a chatroom for anime weebs?

''Currently in prison for robbing people while high on xanax'' Maybe that;s why popping a bleach pill is bad.....

Cite your sources

No, No , you're wrong

What is the world coming to

My what?

I'm disappointed

Great all i need is a key lime pie IED sent to my house

Theater snogging is an equal opportunity event

Mmhmm June Cleaver by day.....Special Agent lemonade of Tacticians squad by night

You black ops or something?

Fucking hippies....

What the fuck is she talking about