death_by_motorboat

truth hurts dont it? you might as well give'r the old meat and potatoes... huh? sickly, menstrual clog - single-for-life male parasite staring at you across silent dinner tables until one of you gets to the end of the painful sexless environment incest really is. and eventually fapping to each other will pay off. natural selection.

i mean in real life. no one wants your mom. shes going to die alone with her congenitally perverted "son"

no one wants your mom but you.

no one wants your mom but you

but you dont get a choice.

i thought it was a funny joke. lol lol rape.

what did you come for some of the accuse me of rape too?

hey, im enacting middle aged wife sex fantasies like a normal guy here.

"i also have bondage, whip cream, and roofies. call your husband and tell him not to come home for several hours. this is an emergency," "now,.. condom or no condom, ma'am?"

".....you see, im the adultery salesman, and this ultra sonic masterbater is going to change your life...."

"please proceed to the bedroom and show me where to plug in this electrical extension cord..."

what is this, is that phillies graduating?

the pizza is fresh for every customer. there might only be one pizza cut up for single slices the whole night. its not one of the kind of places that have four or five pizzas on display. its a sit down and order type of italian place so most of the pizza orders are whole pies. i dont really know how they guess how many slices they will need, but there was literally only one cheese pie ready and the rest was made fresh. they dont sell many single slices. no there wasnt a free food thing. only once someone asked me if i wanted a slice but i said no.

failures +1

yeah man, sexy waitress always slamming bus boxes at you and bitching about each other....

you dont even know. i would.

for instance, would you want to be able to look at guys and chicks with him, and talk about what you think is sexy, watch porn, fantasize together, but knowing its superficial and you only love one another and no one else? to me, in reality, theres nothing i can do about it. if she wants men, thats something personal. if i need to accept that her lust is real, then i also need to accept her lust is natural. and that could involve from fantasy to me fucking it up, or a tragedy, or the end of the world, but is her lust going to be something i cant accept in the end? is my lust going to be something she wont accept at my lifes end? and that means i cannot hide any natural lust, or greed, or mankinds failures too from her. the way women and men are portrayed in sexual situations in our world, means we need to accept how our standards have changed the dynamic of human relationships, morals, and social context, along with manners, attitudes, and personality, and i think we have damaged each other enough to expect the reputation of certain shortcomings for each other. call me a loser if you feel so strongly that no man should be damaged or unfortunate and ready to face a consequence of life-long struggle to be the man you expect yourself to be, be the man that fills the shoes of who the people around you expect you to be, or be the man you are without judgement... i think its bisexual, animalistic, unnatural, evil, perverted, and sick, AND ITS WHAT WE EXPECT FROM EACH OTHER.

i was washing dishes at an upscale italian pizza & restaurant. at least i worked there long enough to qualify for medicaid

-nt

when something is on my mind and im thinking its important, sometimes it involves some kind of memory about someone, and i call or message them somehow to tell them what i was thinking. then end up wishing i just kept my mouth shut and didnt have any emotional regard for it.

i was doing a small job one day a week and they told me they dont need me anymore. the extra $60 a week was a big help.

oh hes a user from asmb i thought you might know. thinking of your eyebrows icon from asmb reminds me of him and i actually thought you two were friends.

have you seen Showitame?

do you work in a no fart zone? isnt there a bathroom?