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Cau

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Everything posted by Cau

  1. No problem. That sucks that Gordon beat us every time though.
  2. Don't worry, I'll handle your package real carefully.
  3. Wow, rude.
  4. Cau

    boobs

    Shut the fuck up, Donny.
  5. You should get some.
  6. You haven't steered me wrong yet, my cozy little round friend.
  7. :ghost:
  8. Oh. I guess I didn't know you didn't like your job.
  9. Wait, you're looking for a new job?
  10. Look, we can solve this without foul language.
  11. Is this a joke? Don't you know you have video game character as an icon?
  12. You calling me a ho?
  13. What do you think is shorter, my attention span or my dick?
  14. I've seen a geo metro hauling snowmobiles. Most cars look the same to me tho.
  15. At first I was like wat but then I'm just like, people amirite?
  16. I've seen smaller cars pulling boats and horse trailers.
  17. Thank you for acknowledging that.
  18. I'm the only light in this cold and indifferent universe.
  19. Or start fapping at the DMV
  20. But if you did it would have been me, right?
  21. That's not me.
  22. If you wanna get in my pussy, then yeah.
  23. WELL YOU'RE INVITED
  24. Take me down to funky town, Panda baby
  25. A dozen weiners
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