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discolé monade

discolemonade
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Everything posted by discolé monade

  1. places bets against himself to take a fall during underground tickle fight clubs. somehow keeps losing.
  2. ^ i wish really does know all the right things to say.
  3. plays 'cat's cradle' by herself : hands and feet.
  4. just finished making salsbury steak, mashed potatoes, and green beans for me. corn for the boys. i like my salsbury steak. *i'd like to note that i we eat dinner now, and supper later if hungry. it's the way of the south.
  5. started the 'chicken jockey' crusade, and has absolutely no regerts.
  6. when asked about his role, he insisted he was not on the grassy knoll.
  7. is learning the harpsichord for his one man band debut.
  8. one of those that really enjoys egg free omeletes
  9. really really loves potato free potato salad
  10. told the undertaker it would be a good idea to keep wrestling...at 60.
  11. ya'll need to leave that man alone. he wouldn't know what to do with any of that. lol
  12. is constantly disappointed after ordering 'the pu pu platter'.
  13. pretends to know what DOS means. (thinks it means digits on screen)
  14. he taught 'yung gravy' everything he knows.
  15. ^nope...but now i want one. somehow can get into people's heads...and make them want tatoo's of dangerousely close to good, hanna barberra characters.
  16. recreates his life's events using taxadermy. squirrels are his forte...and non existant on his property.
  17. never buys me flowers anymore >_>
  18. members only and parachute pants. he knows whats up.
  19. you don't buy me flowers, anymore
  20. pretends he's winning at slots when he goes to the atm.
  21. is bringing the abacus back.
  22. has been to at least 42 sylists, barbers and hair salons. it's truely strange the number of times he's been told 'say no more, fam'.
  23. is bringing back mike score's look. kind of rocking it.
  24. before engaging in tipping of any cow, he will break out with 'nooooooooowwwwwww tell me what you want what you really really want'.
  25. likes to whisper sweet nothings to passers by his window. in his house. while they drive by.
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