discolé monade

woke up to find 5000 hamsters in his winter garden.

loves to do 'the mighty ducks' , LARPS

back to back

posed for 'playgirl' magazine.

was a stand-in for tom cruise on the oprah winfrey show.

counts grains of salt for fun.

has a life size map of the world

falls asleep to 'pink pony club', on loop

knows it was filmed on a studio

just so you see what's up. i know ya'll on it. **dons elaborated tin fascinator** i'm with tsar on this.

who had the chair the WHOLE time. stallone's wrist healed nicely.

knows where the kazoo's been....

*slow clap gearing up for loud hard clapping* HELL YEAH!!!!

has paid subscription TO onlyfans shadow puppets.

beef stew/roasts ('tators, carrots, celery, onion, garlic) over a bed of white sticky rice, sweet peas and homemade butter rolls. (yeast rolls)

knows a nigerian prince personally, who, incidentally, promised great wealth.

wishes he knew how to cook lasagna from scratch in the microwave.

uses a bottle opener on twist offs, because it proves that he knows he's using a bottle opener on twist offs.

cow and chicken *drops mic*

truly thinks #2 pencils, are made out of the number 2.

stop typing. again. makes no sense. you have clear and defined sentence structure sometimes, and then you don't, and then you put together the most epic run on sentences. just stop it. we know you. for years, we've known. don't be like that other janitor. she is a POS and we dont' need another dingbat janitor. i've always said i like you. you get on my nerves, like a little brother. but i like you. don't be like that other one

oh...don't get me wrong, looks delicious. i...however, make the best cinnamon buns, bar none.

lol lol lol lol she is SUCH A LOSER!!!!!

^virgin roll? it looks like a sticky bun.