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discolé monade

discolemonade
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  1. but would you use it in your shows?
  2. ok. had to look that up. she was like 'it's all good as long as it's not that weird shit' and he's spraying sweat. then she goes into 'horses. men. men and horses. horses and horses' and he's like 'baby, it's all good, as long as when we do 'it' i think about you, and not that' and she's like...'ummm' i guess implying she doesn't think about him when they do the deed.
  3. penis head. jolly green giant's penis head.
  4. @tsar4 not 'what' is that...but 'why' is that? good lord. that's quite a 'gimp' outfit.
  5. yip. that's right.
  6. fixed. i linked my personal page. bwahahahaa. it's all good now.
  7. penis head.
  8. i...don't remember. i ...think he got away with it? damn. now i'll have to find that episode.
  9. pepperidge farms remembers. i know this name. i think i know this name. i feel the obligatory 'welcome back kotter' theme needs to happen.
  10. man. you sure are wishy washy about your women~folk.
  11. bryan adams eyeballed me this one time in vegas. while he was doing a sound check for some function i was working. *table/chair set up. with pretty cloth and big ass bow type thing* that's all i can add. except you shouldn't feel guilty for doing things. unless the things you do, are morally corrupt.
  12. i keep reading this as 'call girl'
  13. i was a 'mentor' ojt for the entire time i was doing collections for citi`bank. it's not that big of a deal. 8/10 they don't remember the shit you say, and will generally bug their floor supervisor.
  14. and what are the family packages available? like...can a kid walk a goat into say....the velociraptor pen?
  15. nothing says sunday morning, like crocheting a weed bear.
  16. staaaaaahp.
  17. i don't know. this was apparently NOT what i thought, i have to wait still for the 'code' damnit. but we got registered. however, there is public, and there is private. going with public, because it's free. and there's additional curriculum i can pay for. and since she'll be able to get through the 'core' pretty fast, i think i can add to her classes through the year. she will be getting her license once she's enrolled. but i don't think she wants to get a p/t job yet. she did, but now not so much.
  18. yeeeeeessssssssssssss all of the peppermint. peppermint creamer. peppermint bark. peppermint cake.
  19. eh. i'm old. but i look damn good. i'm like a milf. nay...i'm a gilf. i mean....like super hot good lookin' well, i mean, when i get all purty and stuff.
  20. stop making sense.
  21. nah. don't need to. keep trying.
  22. all the basic bishes say haaaaaaayyyyyyhoooooooo. but not really. please don't.
  23. that would be the best. but, alas, this dream is long gone, and all but forgotten.
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