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i like my chromebook.

i'm gonna' say it i'm gonna' say it. matt, what do you know about chix feet? and WHO in your house if prepping that nasty shit? lmao.

i want to dangly ball this so bad.

FUCKING BOOOOOOOOOOOOO GET OFF THE STAGE!!! YA' HACK. SSSSSSSS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

r.i.pieces... 'cause this would TOTZ be me

let me just google this shit. lol ok....show me on the chart/s where the chicken made you feel good.

another one i don't mind saying happy day of birth, you beautiful soul.

the tender or tenderloin? true chicken 'finger'. ?

i can do this look.

i have to get wigs too. and face hair stuffs. and makeup. and boy clothes. my favorite it going to be the shoes. wing tips. yes please. so sexy. men have some sexy shoes too.

i LOVE what we do in the shadows. and you could pull that off.

pluto.

but he's the absolute bee knees. i mean that.

gimme time. gimme time.

we didn't have shakey's up north. at least i didn't see any.

thighs ( i strip that fat glob off) along with the skin, then bake it with the skin OVER the thigh. then drum stick, the inner filet of the breast (the part i think pat is talking about) that's it. now turkey....the whole damn thing. the neck, the liver, all of it. well...most of it.

i mean, if we're not bringing back 80's pizza hut, then, what are they even doing?

YAS!!! another great character. so talking with my bgf, they say NO to the impressions, and just base characters off those personalities. also, how are you insulting me with this? not at all. i'm not gay. i mean....according to margaret cho's mum, we ALL a little gay, but i'm not, maybe 3% gay. i know there's room for a straight drag king out there in the world.

i can NOT get this out of my head. i submerged myself into the world of wonder and ru'paul for the last week (again) and i just KNOW i can pull it off. cab calloway, robert dinero, ricky ricardo. i want to know if there are any drag queens/kings in here, and i want to pick your brain. i also need suits, i'm looking at 'zoot suits', the suit styles of the 40's, 50's. but that is kind of a safe play. i don't plan on showing, only binding. and i don't plan on stuffing (lol, i'd be ridiculous and try to shove an eggplant size thing down there) i just want to try it. my friend says to go to shows, which i already plan, but they're only drag quens (still can learn plenty). i've been watching the youtubes, and i'm like, 'i look better than THAT'. the last time i latched onto somethng was watching all the seasons available of 'the great british bake off' and said, 'i can do that' and i did, and opened my own bakery/catering.

literally watching her in this thread be like but my favorite is JUST when she gets ready to climax

SHANK A BITCH!

cats also run around like an idiot and maniac after a good stanky shit.

cats get zoomies too.

OH..i am totally ok with number. i'm NOT ok with my body thinking that number is doubled. *sigh* i'm ageless.

2 years later, we got one in the old jc penney, or part of it.