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I just love this picture so much

At that point ya just gotta add a few more contenders and make it an Armageddon Hell in a Cell. Or at least a couple more contenders + a Rikishi (Shiva)

May I wish for a monkey's paw, because I'm allergic to money

Is that the hypno choad

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I've smoked a lot of pot over the years and in all that time I never called it pot, and also never wanted to stop. I thought it was really good for my brian But since stopping this summer I've noticed how much different being on pot made me and that I really had no idea what being sober is like (I quit drinking heavily quite awhile ago thanks to pot) Pot is like Substance D from that classic movie A Scanner Darkly. Once you're on pot that's it you're a different person, you don't even realize what it's like to not be on it anymore. Even when you're not immediately high or before you even smoke that day, it's still swimming around in you from before making you different and suppressing your autism. It takes time to get sober and return to your natural Self Anyway all that being said things have been better without pot but look what the fuck I found just laying in the fucking street like a stupid evil little asshole inviting me to pucker up and lick its devilishly tingly ticklish little taint: A fucking plastic cup of loose weed. It was just laying there in the sun, partially spilled out into the road. All muddy and grimy and shit I immediately scooped it up and took it home and ground some up and smoked it and it's pot. Not fake delta 8 pot like I thought, nope it's 100% just fuckin pot. I don't even want to smoke this I'm so mad at the world for giving it to me Now, like really? NOW is when I find this just sitting there in public, when for the first time in my life I consider it lower than FECES? Now the universe gifts me this. Now. Not before. Not all those times when I was broke and smoking literal stems and microscopic bits of resin out of a goddamn apple. Noooooooooo, NOW is when this shit obscenely flashes me in public laying spread eagle in the middle of the goddamn. Public thoroughfare When they're serving pot drinks at every dive bar and pizza joint, NOW is when I find a dirty Solo cup full of weed that yes im going to smoke because fuck you pot, this is unfriggin believable.

If you aren't on Disability, consider applying to Amazon/UPS/FedEx. They hire a lot of people (anyone with a pulse) to work in their warehouses starting around now through Christmas and may keep you on longer/permanently. They should pay at least close to $20/HR and often make overtime mandatory. You could easily earn over $4,000 in just two months as long as you show up to work every day and try your best. I promise, once you are in the door they will find something for you to do. If you can drive, Amazon may even hire you to drive around and do delivery. I know you're autistic but lots of autistic people work in warehouse jobs. It might sound scary or overwhelming if you haven't worked in a long time or ever, but I believe these jobs are something almost any person can do for at least a couple of months. I've given you money before but I don't have any money right now and anyway it isn't a long-term solution, and you know that. Message me if you have any questions about where & how to apply to any of these companies and I'll do my best to try to help you navigate that process and point you in the right direction.

Yeah this is terrible news. The richest man in the world, and the single largest private donor to the IDF, is taking over all of American media at a time when support for the genocidal state of Israel is in complete freefall. Larry Ellison's company Oracle is rolling out a new pro-Israel algorithm for Tiktok that censors anti-Israel content and boosts genocidal propaganda. This is the same goal he & his son David have for all mainstream news outlets in America. https://thecradle.co/articles/pro-israel-tech-firm-to-take-control-of-us-tiktok-algorithm Excerpts here: https://x.com/TheGrayzoneNews/status/1975259320116998437 https://x.com/DropSiteNews/status/1973815416045908329 They're putting committed genocidal Zionist freaks like Bari Weiss in charge of their news outlets so they can push fake news like this: You can't rely on corporate news or censorious Big Tech algorithms to give you accurate information about the world. All they'll do is curate the news and your social media feeds to whatever the American & Israeli governments want you to think, see, and believe. Anything that goes against their narrative will be sanitized & censored which we're already seeing happen on Tiktok. This is all happening out in the open. It is visible to everyone what is happening and why.

Yep! That's the s2 I just watched. She's tracking down Daryl trying to link up with him. She was always my favorite too, she's such a nut but it's great. They definitely needed her to get me interested in even watching anymore of that French nunnery drama. I didn't see much of FTWD & probably missed some other stuff cause I saw a variety of spinoff-y looking things on AMC+ that I'll probably never watch. I'm shocked any of this still ongoing tbh even tho they've always tried to set it up as a forever show. Can't believe it's been 15 yrs since TWD first started

No. No AI slop.

Yep. Totally fair of you! I just finished s2 of each. I had largely forgotten a lot of what went on in the French one, I really don't like that show. Weird religious drama, mad scientist, class war, European history repeating itself kinda theme. The whole "Messiah" child just annoys me, but The NYC one is better but it also centers around kid characters who I don't like and most of the people in the various factions are NPCs. I also found it much more predictable than the French one. The Croat becomes a pretty adorable character though, rooting for him. Feels like they're trying to build up these kids to maybe make careers for themselves out of being in spinoffs for the next however many decades. AMC+ does free trials thru YouTube, prime, etc and they stack so you can get multiple free trials thru multiple avenues if you ever feel like marathoning these. I give both a 5/10, watchable but embarrassing to talk about.

These are unironically dimes. Some of your others might be better suited for this classick thread though: https://unevenedge.com/topic/57876-modern-rap-names/#comment-1232308 There actually is an indie wrestler named Co-Kane lmao

It took me a full day but I think I just got this. A joke about Dying Donny sending troops into Memphis? Ok I gotcha now. WELL I don't live in TN anymore and when I did I was literally farther away from Memphis than you are lol so gimme a break

The 90's were just different

Starting with Bat Undertaker

On Tubi: Willow Creek is a good low budget movie. Realistic bigfoot horror. It's in the "found footage" genre which for some reason has become my favorite type of horror movie. "The Tunnel" is another one in this genre that I liked. It's an Australian film about a news crew going down into abandoned tunnels beneath Sydney to figure out why the govt abandoned an infrastructure project. I watched a bunch of low budget Lovecraft adaptations & derivatives this summer but only one stood out as actually really good. Can't remember what the hell it was called though and searching for it has been a pain. I've never read any Lovecraft because what a freak that guy was, but I'm familiar with the general vibe and this one especially captured the feeling of "madness" and losing sanity/the viewer not even being sure of what is going on and which scenes are really happening. I'll try to figure it out. Cool thread!

Yeah probably cause of mad theft. That isn't why I liked shopping late, but I've heard from a lot of other people that they used to steal shit at night when there's no one watching the store. Another thing I hate about stores: everything is locked up now, you have to ask an employee to unlock basic necessities. Hell my local Kroger even put up glass walls around several aisles and built a whole mini store-within-a-store complete with their own automatic sliding doors & cashier. So if you ever need to buy soap, deodorant, toothpaste, makeup, anything like that you have to enter into this cordoned off area and purchase those items in there before you're allowed to leave back into the wider grocery store. It's INSANE

I am so insanely jealous of this! I used to LOVE late nite empty store shopping. Ever since covid, literally every grocery store I've lived near has taken 24/7 shopping away. I have moved to a different state since then and it's the exact same way here as it was there. Walmart, Kroger, all of them close before midnight now. At best there's the rare 24/7 Walgreens but not most of them. Sorry to grandma rant about grocery store policies, it just makes me so crazy that I'm forced to wait in lines for self checkout now.

Every time I go to the grocery store. Idk what sort of candy and trinkets they have in there though I haven't inspected them closely. Remember in the 90s when they'd dispense a loose handful of those nasty Runtz bananas? Also, "Homies."

Oldie but goodie

Last week I got caught up on the dumb zombie world spinoff shows set in NYC & France. No real comment on them except I'm surprised they both got renewed for third seasons & I'll probably continue watching this garbage until they stop making them, unfortunately. Moderately watchable slop. And I watched a couple eps of that Creepshow series, fine to throw on for October vibes but not outstanding. It's still been in the upper 80s so it doesn't even feel like Fall other than sunset now being before 7:30. I'm waiting for the "Welcome to Derry" It show in a few weeks.

All you've got to do is Make the October promise You might see a ghost or a ghoulman Maybe a reincarnated witch Spirits asleep on piles of dry leaves Abandoned on October lawns Start to awaken with spiders on their eyelids Painmaker's coming, painmaker's coming Painbirds are coming, to soak us with horror Sometimes you might see a corpse stirring in the ditch All you gotta do is promise and Don't break it in the least Zombies at your back door that haven't moved since Way back before you were born Clawed out from their graves to look for a decent meal Painmaker's coming, paaaiiiinmaker's coming Those painbirds are coming, to soak us with horror Sometimes they're sniffing around for Fears and tears in the mist They're also drawn to the muses of Tomb raiders and mad scientists Is that the shadow of a rotten creation with Seven fingers on each hand All's I know I reckon they'll get what they're digging for Painmaker's coming, paaainmaker's coming Painmaker's coming To soak us with horror To soak us with horror

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