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Have you seen it?

It's coming up in a little while and idk how to celebrate/mourn the aging process. Unserious answers only.

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Do they have something like this for PS2-era games? I never looked into those much but they seemed more like retro/90s games

So I can play while hanging out in the woods outside. Lots of games are probably unplayable like this but Metropolis Mania is a pretty simple Sim City-type game where you're just building roads and answering phone calls from families who want a pizza parlor in their neighborhood or w/e

I fuckin love mapo. My Cambodian restaurant ran it as a special sometimes. Ours was basically asian chilli

Dawg, wtf are you doing. I didn't even know that shit still existed. They don't even air ads anymore.

Artichoke dip & inferior tortilla chips. I'm getting drunk again for dinner.

A 20 year old wearing an N64 shirt at work asked me if I played "boomer shooters" and, after it was explained to me what this meant, I laughed pretty hard. The answer was yes. He asked if I played Doom or Quake and I said only Quake 2. Also mentioned Duke Nukem to a big pop. He didn't know Turok, I guess that franchise is dead now. I told him I still have these N64 cartridges if he wanted to borrow them, he doesn't even have an N64! He just emulates old games. Pretty cool IMO. Fuck the new school. Boomer shooters are all you need.

I used to love Yuengling. That was the first beer I actually bought a 12 pack of for myself when I turned 21. I think I drank it too much tho and now it's just not as good to me. I'm not picky at all but the only common cheap beer I truly still enjoy is Miller Lite for whatever reason. It's just gross enough to have a delicious refreshing beer-y taste, but still easy to drink. PBR & Hamm's are slightly grosser, Coors just tastes like water, and I've never liked Bud

Metropolis Mania baby!!!! This is kind of incredible.

The thing about the "zoomer" generation that makes me the most hopeful & also the most cynical is the fact that so many of them aren't getting driver's licenses.

That's it! I almost said woodchuck instead of chipmunk but it sounded too dumb bc idek what a woodchuck is. But yes I used to love that stuff too back when I thought I didn't like beer. It used to be widely available like Angry Orchard but actually good. I feel like I haven't seen it in a long time tho.

I used to like hard cider but then I stopped at some point. Just too sweet for me usually bc I'm an anti-sweet tooth weirdo. Still tasty but like blech. There's a popular brand with a chipmunk mascot, that one used to be my stuff. The lady gets Blake's variety packs with berry type flavors sometimes but I just don't like em. "Crack berry" does sound good tho

Multiple times that I've seen along with plenty of other graphic gross shit like what you posted ITT Idek what this means. "The opinionated threads" in this folder? What? Heed my criticism or don't, idgaf. Not trying to carry on. Ghostrek is a national treasure and a much better poster than you or I. Please do not debase & demean him with sexually graphic disgusting shit the way I've seen you repeatedly do just because you seem to think he's lower than you on the social pecking order here or whatever. I really don't think that's asking a lot.

I'm just saying so many of your posts are genuinely disgusting to read and am giving you negative feedback. If you enjoy grossing people out with your "using shit as lube" type posts then fine, I'll add you to the pay no mind list and we'll simply never interact again. Don't get all melty about it

??? Then who? Sorry I'm drunk. Whenever you say "she" I only assume one person....

I never want an AI pic. But for real. R U talking about kegelspasm? Is she really?

No FUCKING way

I don't mean to be rude but why are you so committed to being the WOAT poster on this site? Begging you to stop. I really don't want to block ya but I just can't be reading gross stuff like this, using shit as lube, and everything else you regularly talk about. It's frankly sickening.

I've been having horrifying nightmares about Israel's genocide in Palestine for awhile now. I usually scroll Twitter right before bed and then dream of my family suffering & dying, or me swimming in the sea carrying miniscule amounts of food through complex international oceanic lock systems trying not to get while killed smuggling food to the starving population in the Gaza concentration camp. Nothing about snowmen, though, no.

Some older lady just said "I'll have another Hufflepuff" I don't even see that shit on the menu. Some Harry Potter ass secret menu. Or maybe it's a cocktail I'm not aware of. Tempted to ask for a Ravenclaw and see what I get

Went to a place that had $4 drafts. They had one (1) sour on draft last time, but not today so I just left and went next door to a place that always has exactly one (1) sour on draft. This time it was a different one, a watermelon gose. It's not very good, and I've had some great watermelon gose's. Why is it like this? Everyone I talk to loves sours, yet almost nowhere has em on draft. It's a fucking rarity. I prefer dive bars but forget about it there, you basically have to go to a fancy sports bar type place to find even one (1) on offer. The first place had overpriced cans of Urban Artifact. Love that brewery but not a huge fan of the Teak, I've had it way too much and it's just blah. Gets u fucked up at 7something% abv but just not a very exciting flavor, a little too sweet and tropical-y for me. Anyway, I'm drunk