Bad_Witch

He talks to much sometimes...like during JoJo, but usually makes me laugh. I must have blinked. So, just that one hit and chain dude was defeated...hope all the fights aren't like that. I forgot about those two other guys Definitely not. He could forgot the pizza and still get tipped.

BC: *Tonight's comments brought to you by my son cause I can't do better* Alright, let's watch the devil child bring the beat down......or five minutes of recap 'cause why the hell not. *ten years earlier* You have gotta be kidding me. This is filler ain't it? *me laughing* Are you kidding me? *I keep laughing as he death glares* Yuno you're such a pussy. The nun's never falling for you. So, Yuno's whole character is crying like a little bitch. Sweet they ride brooms. Priest dude doesn't trust Asta. I don't think sending Yuno of the crying eyes is a good idea. Did...did I just watch the snow fall for 3 minutes? Seriously, like 3 minutes of nothing but the snow falling. Let's have a heart to heart, talk them feelings out. Yuno the only way you can stop crying like a little bitch is if you bury all emotion....just push it down...*looks at me still laughing (I don't think I stopped the entire ep so I'm probably missing stuff)* this is why he doesn't show emotions...right? *me: probably him: that's stupid me: you just said.... him: shut up it's stupid* We're rivals now. Yippee. Can anyone tell me what happened to chain dude? I swear I watched but I don't remember him getting beat or Yuno getting out of the chains. JJ: Danny boy you are so getting shit kicked out of you. I can't wait. Oh my God. Joseph He has know idea that's his normal voice. The bystanders feel sorry for Frenchie and Schoolboy. Hurry up and get that thing out of Joseph's head, so Jotaro can deal with Dan. Dan I hate you. No, don't do it Jotaro. Dan you are such a dick. Poor Jotaro, getting beat like that. Yesssss the time has come. Finally. Beat him good Jotaro. Nooooo. What the Hell?! You can't just let Dan go. Dan you just don't know when to quit. Yesssss. Hit him in the dick! Keep the change lol. IBO: I do like this show, but can never think of anything to say. Good ep *shrugs shoulder* HH: Is this Ging? Of course not. A student of Ging's you say. Ging is such a dick. Kite's got some stories, tell them the ones where Ging's a dick, not the ones that will make Gon want to find him. Oh, what I am saying, nothings going to stop Gon from finding Ging. That ants going to be a problem. L3: Japan here we come. Who kidnapped Fujiko? Lupin's a gentleman. I was a trick. It's Fujiko, what did you expect. What?! That's not Geomon. Wait....is your name Catching Hoes? Are you wearing a superhero cape? Never ask if a woman has gained weight. You can't catch Fujiko...not with that name. Dude you are an ass. Fujiko's gonna school you. Jigen, helping out. See, that Fujiko had you help her in rescuing Lupin. You should just go back to catching hoes.

Wouldn't a specially made gimp suit do the job? Rogue needs skin contact to drain others, so a full body condom should protect both parties.

@SwimModSponges XvAvP I did, but poor Rogue always watching but playing by herself. It was a fun read.

Looking forward to reading it. I must confess, I was a little disappointed she didn't get any of that dino action from earlier. I just imagined her getting really pissed as the dinos died before finishing the job, reaching for the surrounding ones that were starting to back away as their primitive lizard brains were flashing danger, and riding them to completion. I'm not sure what that says about me...

@SwimModSponges XvAvP Made it through 14. Now I see why Rogue's here Still enjoying it and I'm happy Professor, Beast, and Mystique were able to make good use of their alone time.

Personally, I'm looking forward to watching the son of Satan achieve his goal of becoming Wizard King and leading an army through the gates of Hell to overthrow the father who abandoned him....or whatever happens. I'm not picky.

Feud

He is, expect when he boos me for dancing to Walk Like an Egyptian.

BC: Why do we have to start with babies? Dude, she's a nun. "How do you use water magic on accident?" I ask out loud. "She got wet," my wonderful son replies. My god you are annoying. Learn to take no for an answer. *Asta goes on training montage, is saying stupid shit about how he's going to get stronger...I think. I don't know because in the middle of the this montage, when he starts doing sit ups, my son blurts out "by trying to suck my own dick." I love my son. Seriously after every "Wizard King" there's my son supplying "Believe it!" It was great. Back to thoughts...dude you have no magic why would you get a book? Rich uppity little bitch is going to get schooled. Stranger danger is back and he has chains. And Asta hits the wall coming to the rescue...without magic...in a magical world. Yes Mr. Danger we know he has no magical powers. Grown ass man making fun of a child just isn't right. Oh what is this. Great, so Asta's the antichrist. I enjoyed this more than I thought...though that's probably because of my son. Red-headed girl is my favorite character. Hope to see more of her. JJ: Joseph gets to shine. You get those kebobs. You should have just killed the old hag. Is she going to die now? Kebob guy's evil! Dio's dick must be fantastic to warrant that level of loyalty. Just when I thought they were done with band name puns, I am rewarded with Dan of Steel. Jotaro, don't take the bait. Noooo, not Joseph! Why can't this show kill of the two characters I don't care that much about. Joseph has a plan, just look at that face. Dan, Jotaro is killing you in his mind. The doctors are in. Yes, keep humiliating him, it will make the killing of you that much sweeter. IBO: This was an enjoyable episode. Sorry to see the kid die. HH: Gon wins the prize. Assholes get beaten quickly. Off to get his prize. Everyone knows Ging and hates him. Gon should just stop looking for him now. You're choosing cards to find him aren't you? My son laughs for the next five minutes about the anagram. And off we go. Are we finally going to meet Ging? L3: Missed it. Going to have to watch later.

Me too. It's sooooo good

Hardrock, Cocoa, and Joe and Suzie Snowflake

"Nascar and hockey are the only white sports left" and no these people never count golf. To them, golf isn't a sport.

"My ancestors were slaves too"

That's why I'll be watching. Maybe it's because of the magic, but it reminded me more of Harry Potter. Main character = Filch and I can't wait to find out how he gets his job cleaning toilets at Hogwarts.

Yes

raises hand

and I thought it was because my IQ was to high.

Jojo- Hey, know what can keep fog a bay. Fire. Avdol should would be nice to have around right now, but you assholes had to get him killed. God, I hope you die Frenchie. Old hag you might be evil but I really enjoy you. Hag you suck at vengeance....how did you not make sure cowboy was dead. Enter the living dead. Okay, keeping cowboy alive so hag can whack him was worth it You are going to die in a bathroom Frenchie, that's what you get for getting Avdol killed AFTER HE SPARED YOUR WORTHLESS LIFE. Did you stick your tongue out...how do you get cut there. Yes, make him lick the toilet. I want it to sparkle. Ask for God, enter Jotaro. I love you Jotaro. Hag, I'm sorry but you're finished. Why has no one killed cowboy yet?! Punching is always the answer....so is sucking up all the fog. Joseph, never change. No, that's a bad plan...just kill her. Why are you still alive cowboy? If you had just killed him you all would still have your car. Gundam- I'm watching, just have nothing to say. Gundam's pretty mah for me. Hunter- Gon had no fucks to give. Just follow the plan. Why would you do that? You need your limbs. Gon you can't die here. Okay good, great plan only cost you a hand. Always kill your enemies. You kids are to nice, I have a bad feeling that might cost later. Killua, if the angel can heal everything, just ask for everything. Yay, money! Why are all you people here? Lupin- Nyx, for someone who's retired you're sure involved alot. Why are you two missing all the fun? Lupin, saying he's going to give the baddies what they want bet they don't get it. I was wrong, they did get it...not that it did them any good. Why does it look like Nyx's family is in the crosshairs? You are not going to kill the family! Told ya. Jigen and Goemon doing their duty. I never knew Da Vinci was this awesome. They never teach you the cool shit in school.

@SwimModSponges XvAvP So, read first 9 chapters and I'm enjoying it. Just thought I'd let you know. As for a critique, the only thing wrong so far is you're not doing much with some of the characters...though that might change as I read. Beast and Rogue haven't done anything yet. Hell I don't think Rogue even had a line.

Don't remember the last time I was here, but I miss Avdol. Jojo's not the same without him. Is it wrong to root for the old hag to kill Frenchie?

JoJo: Dio's been busy. Joseph and planes have a history, I don't think this is going to end well. Is that Stand beetle talking? Can Stands talk? When will we hear Joestar and friends Stands talk? That beetle is fast, just have Avdol kill it fire. That old man is the only one moving...bet he's the Stand user. There goes a few thousand in dental work Kakyoin earning his keep. That was a pretty good plan. Old man was the Stand user and now he's dead. Did....did you split his skull looking for the flesh thing of Dio's? Joseph's spidy sense is tingling. Joseph and planes Those flight atttendants didn't stand a chance against the ol' Joestar charm. Aren't you supposed to be dead? I'm with Jotaro....no more plane rides with Gramps. Safe on the ground again. Street vendors, same everywhere. Jotaro doesn't give a damn Kakyoin. Don't let the new guy sit with you. I told you not to let the new guy sit with you. No. I''m much more attached to Avdol than Kakyoin....kill Kakyoin first. TG: Why did you want to eat them anyway? Hinami is the best part of this show. Aww she has a crush. No...go away....I hate you. Old man...there has to be someone/anyone better suited to keeping tabs on Kenny than the ghoul that wants to eat him. No Hinami! Stay away! You better not hurt her! Writer lady, you're not fooling anyone. How is the conversation lasting so long? What the hell is Gourmet doing in the bathroom? Nevermind I take it back. I said I took it back show! This lasted so long as a punishment for me asking didn't it? Lady what is your deal? Why....why would you feed information to your enemies? Kenny....did you finally realize how stupid you are and come crawling back. Of course not. Never, and I mean never, chase after a guy. This feel....anticlimatic. The doves are in the coffee shop. Everyone is going to die now. Good job Kenny! HH: She's going to be their new teacher now, aint she? Scissors? This arc is just going to be one long rock/paper/scissors game. Dude, you have scissors and you're surrounded by rocks....you're going to lose What is with this backstory? Yes, people are assholes. That couple was the king and queen of assholes. Yep, every bad guy is just a good guy at heart....that was the lesson right? Why would you go back after getting to the town? Is it time for a new game....Digger maybe? New skill unlocked! L3: Haunted Hotel here we come. This ma ain't got nothing on Ma Barker. Jigen needs a drink. Lupin wants that treasure and no ghost is going to stop him. That's a different way to have a secret entrance. Why is that girl all by herself? You guys are bad at this. Ma's here to save the day. Thank you for helping Lupin little girl. Good bye Ma. This isn't really a safe way to the top of the tower. No. So she was the ghost. I'm not crying. OS: Not sure what's happening here but I"m sure it will be important. Hello Gene! There's someone here to see you. You don't mess with Gene Starwind. Sorry kid, Gene has grownup stuff to do. Finally, someone's getting laid. Why do you need a bodyguard lady? It's those guys from earlier. Hey, it's that woman from earlier. If one gun doesn't work, just try another. Don't shoot Gene! Oh thank god. Is...is that a girl?

RIP Luuv You will be missed :'(

JoJo: I love how Joseph never changes. I firmly believe any one of them could read from a phone book and they still would have my undivided attention. Dio knew Avdol's potential...I can't blame him for wanting Avdol for himself. Jotaro is so like his grandfather, I can remember when Joseph didn't listen either. Holly you are adorable and I hope nothing bad happens to you. Crap, if everyone's looking for her something happened. Holly's Stand is really pretty, shame it's killing her. I wonder what her Stand would be capable of? Joseph.....that's why she isn't strong enough. You dote on her why too much. If you need someone to dote on, I may know someone. Team Joestar ready to go....let's kick some Dio ass. TG: I have no idea what this show wants to do. I like stitches, but this backstory would have worked a little earlier. Still don't know why they needed a prison for ghouls. What was/is the point of housing dangerous creatures that they kill in the field? Hiname is still adorable, but that new girl is weird. Kenny is having a bad day, and I guess that's because he eats other ghouls....so why don't any of the gourmet ghouls have this problem? I thought they ate ghoul too. Amon finally gets to take the girl out. Dude you are so screwed at work now This must be the night for backstories. She's so going to blame him for daddy's death. And there it is. Nice of him to take her home. The cat doesn't want you there. Why did he run out the door? For medicine....where did that come from. Sex time. You even asked if she was sure. You could have worked with that....just change father into daddy. Wait...so instead of leaving...you....stayed and did push ups? All night? And she calls you on it. Dude, you should have gone for it. HH: Looks like the boys are learning the ropes. That girl is annoying. Lot's more exposition. So, the game system works like the teleporters in Star Trek...kinda. Ouch...taken by worthless side quest. No reward. Let's kill some monsters. Girl you are sooo annoying. Japan, best skin care products in the world. L3: Yay! Rebecca's back. That kid is adorable (I use that word alot). Stranger Danger! STRANGER DANGER! Guess this is undercover work. You idiots took his daughter didn't you? Lupin's going to steal that car. I'm starting to think none of Lupin's plans work the way their supposed to. If everyone take a breath I'm sure we could work this out. Wait...so MI6 was going to take him down, but not help get his daughter back. That's cold. Awww, shopping makes everything better. Does Italy have a law where a marriage has to be consumated? There goes the loot

I am chill. I make one post a week about Tokyo Ghoul, just happens to be here. Since this thread is for posting thoughts on eps, seems like as good a place as any. And yes, I do hate the show, but I unfortunately will continue to watch since my baby boy is enjoying it. (He didn't care for Gundam, so that I could safely ignore) In my personal hell, I get to listen to him ramble on about his thoughts about the eps and actually have to engage in conversation with him about it. He was upset that the owl didn't fight, again, and can't wait to see the old man in action. Yes, he is aware that I don't like the show, since he actually gets to listen to me mumble about the stupid shit as it airs, and gets my opinion when he wants to talk about it. He still likes it. I'll leave this with one last thought, the same thing I tell my children. Just because I think it's shit and a waste of space doesn't mean you can't like it. My opinion should have no impact whatsoever on your enjoyment.