1938 Packard

Guy got himself roped into an Amway type deal to sell hover boards. Those things are nice, but not worth that much money. I'm better off with metal spikes on my shoes when there's ice and snow on the ground.

One is about three quarters the size of a bobcat.

I had woes like that back when I worked as an order sort clerk.

The boxes have to be emptied and refilled daily. Cats can't stay healthy otherwise.

Yeah... you showed me that picture before and it STILL doesn't support any of your lame arguments.

So, you're not smart enough to detect the alt?

They use the boxes. It can be seen in the boxes. Piss leaves visible stains, wet or dry. No such stains on the laundry pile. If you ever lived with cats, you'd know these things.

What makes any of it "loser"? I thought you were smart enough to detect alts. I'm disappointed.

Would somebody PLEASE tell me just what the bloody FUCK that emoticon is supposed to mean? Speak English or get the Hell out of this country!

Now, you're just being pathetic. The cats use a litter box, not my laundry pile.

I have to go to the store and buy some cat litter.

What a situation that must be. Maybe people shouldn't go around fucking dogs.

Actually, the people who do drive the big rigs told me it's actually a terrible job and they're losing money a lot of times. They sure have a lot of laments.

The younger me wanted to be an interstate tractor/trailer driver.

This one? You can tell it's fake because there's no place to install a firing pin and the barrel is welded shut at the center. It just sits around the house, looking scary. At first glance, it seems so real.

I can reformulate the alt, but too many similarities between me and him would tip my hand. In the old boards, I had so many alts, I ended up forgetting half their names and passwords. Here, there's only one and he's based on a model character profile and a list of things he won't do.

Ain't this my dumb luck. I seriously want to buy some stock... in a company that hasn't even gone public yet. It has twenty years' experience in robotics and medical tech. A real winner. Hey... if anybody on this planet is actually going to design and successfully construct a Janitron 3000 to replace me, It'll be this company and I want a slice of it.

Come on... how long has the alt been here and still not one firefight. He can't even get Buddyroe ruffled enough to chime in. Pathetic.

That's what reverse syringes are for.

Yes. And, he's also ready to fight for right... against wrong.

I'll buy that.

Google search results are incorrect. There is no Burger King on the Atlantic City Boardwalk.

I've certainly witnessed enough flying sparrows. They also hop like little kangaroos and hide in hedges. Of course, including forty of them in the survey makes it look more rounded.

Yoni in the third person. Sorry, kid. No coffee for you.

Well... if you survey 10,000 ostriches, 10,000 penguins and 40 sparrows, you'll end up with results that say most birds can't fly. That's how the truth can be twisted to manipulate public opinion.