Zenigundam

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Those legal age... ohhhhhh... *collapses from the giggle chills before finishing the sentence*

Safety reasons? I was fighting on the frontline back in '01. I was a damn soldier

But I did have girls who I kissed and they wouldn't cling to me, never even texted me again even though I was playing hard to get by not texting them first, and it got me really mad because I think they logged back into OKC and hooked up with other guys. These internet thots ain't loyal! 🐰🧔🍔

all of a sudden she clings to you. Creeeeeppppyyyyyyyy 😪

It's all a blur now. Maybe falling off the roof of my yellow and red Little Tonka car when I was 5, but I recall being in my father's room crawling around before that. I would say the Tonka think is probably my most vivid early childhood memory though.

Don't laugh it off, Pooh. You're seething with anger. 🎅

The legal age teenage female hottie demographic. Here. Now. 😌

You need to pet this cat. He will not sleep unless you get him a legal age hot... hmmm... now whaddya call a legal age teenage female cat...

But I guess if I'm really being technical, I do remember when Cop Land came out in my early childhood, yes those movie posters at the Hawthorne Five when I went with my dad, uncle, sister, and cousins to see MK: Annihilation do ring some serious memory bells, but I'm positive the first Stallone film I actually watched was Over the Top, which was quite a classic, but Judge Dredd is still the work he'll be remembered for, it won his many academy awards right

The first movie I ever saw of his was Over the Top on Encore when I was 8, but I didn't know him as a famous actor. Anyway, thank you for donating to the legal age teen hottie women fund with your support 🐺

Too obvious Viper

Thank you for calling them women, Pooh. Thought you might pull the jelly card that a lot people have been pulling, but you're a good sport when you've met your match.

Meg Donnelly auditions for Zombies. My heart just skipped five beats. 🐺

I would ride a falcon so that he could bring me to the homes of my legal age teenage women lovers at incredible speeds. 🦅

No clothes

I'm getting the giggle chills just thinking about taking a bubble bath with her. That's where we'll be... Mr. Bubbles, Ellie, and I all alone in the tub.

You act like I'm a virgin. 🐰

He won't be, but I worry about what kinda mom his blonde oldie will be since she keeps sending me nudes over Kik, honestly seems like she makes a living through webcams. Well... whatever... 🐺

The timing was just off. Don't worry, I'm planning on making Johnnygundam this Friday with this blonde Kik babe, even if she is a 22 year old cougar. He won't come right away though, he's like a nine month project pretty much.

Why did she get that restraining order if I loved her? I know she needed some time and space, but why did we have to go the expensive route? Maybe because she was young and naive and didn't know about the whole court system scam. I'm still thinking about it six years later. We could have been engaged by now. 😌

Still can't get over this... His ass got REJECTED!!! ... and he looked desperate in the process... 😸

Wow I never even thought about that. My mind is completely blown.

You take that back! You take that back right now! You've been drinking haven't you... 🤦‍♂️

16 is the legal age of womanly power in NJ. Smh, what does that even have to do with the question I asked? Stay on topic kid