Zenigundam

"Don't pay for that! If I were you I wouldn't pay for that! I've been to every Staples in North Jersey and this is by far the worst service ever! *reads my nametag* You'll be hearing from corporate!" Zenigundam: 😹 Have a nice day, sir. "Fuck you! You know what, fuck you!" Zenigundam: 😸 *Customer storms out*

I'd be terrible at anything art, science, or math related, and I was pretty bad in the Staples copy center top, but that was a funny moment when that artsy, unstable dude who was waiting for me and my coworker for like fifteen minutes stormed out cursing and looked like he was about to jump over the counter when I was drunkenly smiling at his outburst. Yeah so for me I would suck at those art and science and math type jobs, I would just try to survive by disappearing and collecting a paycheck or two and then I'd have to quit before getting exposed.

I know. I should become a beat writer... or maybe work for the government, but politics bore me. 😤

Can you even cash these checks?

Nah, you're old and I'm young. I honestly consider myself to be a pseudo-19 year old pretty much. I wanna say even younger than that, but people will get upset. Wow when am I even gonna get old, I hope never. 🤵🦒🍕👫💪

I'm not a man, I'm a kid. I have my whole life ahead of me dude

Do you realize how bad 1 star is on the TV guide ratings? I noticed this before, but now it's funny. I can make a 1 star movie, even though my movies would probably get 4 stars and end up being Lifetime classics. 😪💓🧔

That'sfunny. That movie sucked, and the commercials scored to Boom by POD with the fast-paced ermmm.. "rollerballing" clips... made it seem badass, yeah as if "LL Cool J" could ever be badass. Should have casted a real soldier like Denzel

Yeah right, the second he even thinks about reaching for his holster, I'm gonna say some badass action movie line like, "Don't even think about it." or "I wouldn't do that if I were you." and that shaky hand of his is returning right to its original position. Why am I such a tough guy? 😼

Cops aren't as tough as people think. When in the presence of a true alpha male they get all jittery and nervous. 😪

Yeah right, I bet they don't even have the balls to come inside my house. They'll just be like, "Oh he's not here. W-we'll c-come back some other time... maybe... I guess... ohhhh 😥"

Oh I thought that was John Cena, I've never clicked your avatar.

I need help. 😌💓🐺

I've noticed this so much, especially when I come in hammered on a first date. You kiss an 18 year old and the first date and her lips are sofffffffttttt, you kiss a 28 year old on a date and her lips have a tougher texture and you get the anger bunnies in your brain ("Who were you kissing before you met me?!"). Do you know what I'm talking about? Probably not. You guys need to get out more! 🐧

And sports anime can be done well like Hajime no Ippo, The Prince of Tennis was just mediocre. Was the whole thing even dubbed?

How could you say that?! How could you SAY that?! 😿

It was slower, which sucked

Dude, watch your mouth. 😢 *while moving forward aggressively*

And they were idiots to run PoT and trash MAR on Toonami instead of Hikaru no Go, which was obviously better and whatever happened to Zoids Genesis? A promise without a delivery, probably sucked anyway

I was in college, yes I knew it was coming for they announced it at Anime Weekend Atlanta and there was a thread about it, and it saddened me, but Toonami was only really good during the Moltar and TOM days and that's because I was a kid. When I got introduced to Adult Swim as a 12 year old, I realized that Toonami was total bullshit compared to more teen and adult geared content. I still like G Gundam, DB in the TOM 2 days, and Rurouni Kenshin for a short time in the early TOM 3 days, but it was really hard to go back having advanced to a far greater maturity level. I mean I was turned off Gundam Wing and Tenchi Muyo and whatnot when I was 10, but the discovery of ASA turned me off seriously because that opened my eyes to how geared toward pussies Toonami actually was.

The guilt is palpable. 😌

Haha and this isn't edited or anything, wow seals are alpha, need one to do my romance goon work

This thread is officially alpha. Exposing them one internet interaction at a time. 💪🤳🧔

The only thing good is that a lot of my prospective girlfriends were born in 2000.