Zenigundam

You try to give a millennial a chance and she betrays you...

What is this garbage?! Who's this Chad?! 😡 *snaps pencil and paces the room*

US Women's National Team soccer player She can get it. 🔥👫🐺

I have a few girlfriend prospects. I'm planning on going to senior prom with the one who wins my 💖, I feel like Jesse Palmer on The Bachelor.

I disagree with this. I would confront the guys trying to steal my girlfriends, but OKC won't let you see other people's inboxes yet. 🤷‍♂️

Oh maybe I misread the OP. I was thinking pragmatically.

Wtf lol. Does that guy even know what he's doing? How are you gonna kiss a girl if you put tape on her lips? If you ask me, he's a weirdo and probably has an ant farm in his room.

Mt. Everest huh.. I... just thought of a new plan 🐺

Here's a solid (albeit played to death) one that you should remember from '01. The Kazaa days when greatest hits CD commercials were on the way out

I think I'll go with Seventeen by Foreignor. I don't like this crappy 70s song, but the lyrics were well written. 🦒 17... *giggle chills ensue*

Cabin Fever 2 was pretty funny. I'm watching it hammered right now on SyFy, totally forgot about that dancing bunny at the prom

Save the doggos, Jack. 🧐🐕👫

Oh yeah... get it... sexy alien pole dancers too

Have to think of a fitting song. Maybe Father Figure, those sugar daddy feels 👫

And yet when I try what Aku did in Fortnite, I miss and get killed and almost end up smashing my controller into the TV.

I really do hate that truncated version of The Real Folk Blues. I remember the good ole days when they weren't cheap and would play the full ending song, and that theme ties in perfectly with a lot of the darker episodes. Think I'll pop in my Remix DVD and rewatch the last two episodes like they were meant to be.

Wow Aren is a massive pussy.

If I were Aren, those two are getting pummeled to death and Historia is getting chased around the room for talking that crazy shet. 🦒

As soon as he gets out of that, he should beat the crap out of that old guy.

Hanji got murked

At least Sasha's sexy enough to make it bearable. 🐺

And she's always eating those damn potatoes so she might have potato breath. 😪

Sex with Sasha would be awesome, hopefully she has good hygiene cause it seems like they have no soap, water, shampoo, or toothpaste in this medieval universe.

Wow I never realized how ga... urmmm... unmanly AOT Season 3's opening is. The show had an alpha premise with beta producers.

Wtf