Zenigundam

I worry that, given her unstable condition (having the anger bunnies and whatnot), she might lunge at me and all of a sudden there'll be a scene at the mall with my babe ending up in a headlock and a swarm of white knights descending upon a situation that I was just trying to diffuse peacefully. 😪

Lmao that's a pretty angry response if that's her actual reaction. That's why we need to talk in person and figure out what's bugging her. I'm guessing it's lover's guilt or something along those lines. 🤷‍♂️

I have to mention it. I have to know what we are. 👫

Such as when they start off with their "looking for" section including casual sex (now called hookups on OKC) and they answer Yes to the "Would you consider sleeping with someone on the first date?" question, and then a while later they take out the casual sex and reanswer that match question as No. Well my question is, how do you feel about me bringing it up in my first message? I'll say that I saw that stuff on their profiles in the past, but now that stuff has been removed. Did you have a bad experience with someone you met on here? Why didn't you meet up with me when your profile was like that? I know I messaged you back then. How do you feel about all of this? 😐🐺👨‍💻

I shall. The results will be glorious. Don't believe everything you read over the internet 🤦‍♂️ *kisses a thin, sexy brunette womaj, 17 and legal 🦁*

It's not dead in there. You just need to embrace the workplace energy. I feel you might not be buying into your job's culture!!

That's because you type too much, conan.

Pooh is wrong.

Nobody has to know. Once I land my firs... I mean once I get down with yet another sexy legal age teen babe, I'm gonna court another one and make them compete against each other for my love, charm, and pen0r, just like in the good ole days of Ancient Rome. 🧐🐺🎅

Happy Birthday, dude. Join me on my journey for the legal age teen womanly 🔥🔥🔥!!

I love women, legal age teenage ones, and my hair isn't salt and pepper colored, it's black with a few, tiny grays.

What is this shit 🙍‍♂️

She did contact me at the start. What has she been up to? Why is she doing this? 🐺

She logged back in for the first time in 26 days. Version 1: "Where were you this whole time?! It's been nearly four weeks!!!!! Who were you WITH?!?! Who were you WITH?!?! 😥" Version 2: "Nice to see you again. I bookmarked your profile when we liked each other's profiles a while back, and you showed up in my online bookmarks. What have you been up to lately? 🙋‍♂️" Version 3: "Why haven't you been on in almost four weeks? Is there something I should know? Where exactly were you, huh? Answer me! 😡" I think version 2 needs to be shortened up a little, and it's kinda beta, but I think it just might do the job.

Sexy 17 year old HS senior, blonde, legal, and doesn't have a prom date, but that's still a long ways off

Why did you give a sad like? That's so soft lol. Alphas never cry.

2 was enjoyable too, he took his girl back from the Chad at the dance and then made out with her, which is how it oughta be. 👨‍💻👊🐺

But Meg... I forgot about Meg...

I am a Chad aren't I? *crushes beer cans with biceps and signals for Christen to join him in the sofa lounge* 👫 Will I marry her? I dunno, I don't think that far ahead.

Oh yes... Oh yes indeedy. Can't wait to put that on your back while we're rocking our beach bods. 🏄‍♂️🏄‍♀️

I'm giving millenials one last chance to clean up their dating lives. I'm in a forgiving mood. 👨‍💻

I already know what's gonna happen. I'll be pummeling Verlander and Kate will say, "Stop it! You proved your point! You're the alpha and I screwed up, but he doesn't deserve to end up in the hospital!" And that's when I stop ground and pounding, left fist in midair, ready to come down and deliver the finishing blow, and I help him to his feet, look at Kate without saying a word, and walk off into the sunset as tears stream down her face and she calls for me to come back. 😪🐺🔥

Carson Wentz sucks. I said they should have traded him in the offseason and rolled with Foles. Get a king's ransom and a better team, but no you turn him into some kind of superhero to sell tickets and make money, he's faker than the singers who lip synch at concerts.

I just never get the chance to see him. If I go to a Yankees game and they're playing the Astros and I see him outside the stadium, I'll confront him, but until then I just have to sit back and watch this train wreck. Why Kate? Why? 🙍‍♂️

She got knocked up by Justin Verlander. I hate him. I wanna kick his ass so badly.