Zenigundam

She? I thought you were going to post a pic of a woman, not a car. 🤦‍♂️🎅🧔

Restraining orders are for quieter girls who just need a little time and space to think things over. You just don't understand women... 🤦‍♂️

Dude you got banned

*falls into the arms of a bunch of hot, legal age, teenage, Zenigundam fangirls... fanwomen... who were attending an underground rave*

Yep. They wanna get ahold of you, but they're too ashamed to respond to you after you send the guilt trip message. All they do is dispose of the panties that make them feel guilty and start crying. Trust me, I understand these ladies. 🧔

Yeah you get what I'm saying. That's exactly how the (legal age) ladies feel when you do this, but they're too ashamed by then.

You know when she deletes her online profile and then comes back some time later and you suspect that she deleted it because she stopped responding to you and met up with somebody else and you send her a message when she comes back that goes something like, "Where'd you go?! Why'd your profile disappear?! Who were you with?! Who were you WITH?! 😥" Yeah well... guilt trips... are cool... 💪👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🐺

This is just too easy. 😌

In other words you're broke

Tho tho tho tho those legal age teens 😪💁‍♀️💓

The police have been alerted. 🐻

You're going back over 20 years. My dad can't beat me nowadays, even with all of his Naval experience. 💪🐺🔥

My mom always got me whatever I wanted if I begged her enough. My dad was an angry man and I had to wait for my birthday and Christmas and then act like I was a commoner requesting something from the King to get anything out of his bitchass.

Zero reason to buy it. I own half of those and have played all of them except for two.

The girl at my TRO hearing had the same look on her face. I felt bad for her. A lost soul who wasn't ready for commitment and needed time and space

I don't see it as a problem; You just can't hurry love sometimes. Patience

Restraining orders just mean that the girl needs time and space to think things over. Has mthor never explained this to you?

Haha so much envy in here. Sorry, guys, I'm young you're old, I get to reap the rewards 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦

It's happened a few times. I just didn't contact them again. Yeah we made out briefly, but they weren't my dream girls, so I went back onto OKC looking for that Zenigundam Unicorn. She'd be a hot 17 year old mix between Meg Donnelly and a young Cara Buono if she existed.

You're an old man. Fine date the 32 year old cougar, you can't get the legal age sexy teenage blondes, you're too old you need hip surgery

I actually have lol. For a split second. It felt weird, but then I realized that it's what was meant to be. 💁‍♂️

Yes... A couple of times... 😌 *body convulses with the giggle chills* 🦒

Yeah but she's like 30 probably have you ever even felt the sweet, tender, softness of a legal age teenage woman's lips?

Don't go there. Don't you ever go there. 🐰

Damnit and I made a vow to never lose again. I'm gonna keep pounding the malt liquor and messaging these legal age babes over OKC to alleviate the stress. 🐺👨‍👩‍👧‍👦👨‍💻🧔