Zenigundam

Not my first time playing Castlevania as I played it as a young kid, but I thought that playing it now as opposed to then would mean I'd just run through it and say, "Pffft. Easy ass game."

Holy f--- it's a hardass game. Mostly because of the typical NES BS that causes unavoidable damage and makes you fall off ledges when you get hit. Honestly, the hardest part was Dracula because his first form is a pain in the ass, so I cheated and kept saving every time I hit him without taking damage and then loaded from my suspend point on my NES: CE and kept doing it. His second form is cake, but that first form, holy sh-t you have to be pretty skilled to beat it without losing at least half of your health such that you're rattled when you face his second form. This must have been a hard ass game for people back in the day. They must have been using Nintendo Power and sh-t to get through that Dracula stage or else just continuing a hundred times in a row because that's no f'ing joke. Wow... makes the modern Castlevanias look like Sesame Street shit.

The comedies were never really that good. They were only funny when you'd never seen stuff like that before.

I only watch Toonami.

My girlfriend. We were made for each other.

You're giving me too much credit. I'm no chef.

ignore my OkCupid messages and go on multiple failed dates with others than do what's best for her. Commitmentphobia.

You better rethink that!! S:

Over <3 Spreading the love!!

This is strange, I have a tummy ache from drinking, playing FF on my NES: CE, damn that game was rugged

Also awake. Will go to sleep in a few hours. Rocking my NES: CE and Forensic Files for now.

Yeah that was pretty sad though.

Why is this called Shelter? It should be called Zeni. Cutie's clearly thinking about me. <3

Cell done f'ed up.

Yamcha and Tien suck at fighting. I'm surprised they aren't getting hammered at the bar every night telling random peeps their stories of the DB days when everybody was weak and they were relevant.

You sure know how to count.

How are you starting off the new year? I'm watching Toonami while other guys my age are hooking up with the girls I tried to meet up with this weekend over OkCupid.

Happy New Year, Panda, and all you other Toonami guys. Wow I hate this opening song.

Normal Person: What'd you do for New Year's Eve? Any cool parties? Pick up any hot ladies on the prowl? Zeni: I was (nerdy snivel) tuned into Toonami's marathon of Dragon Ball Z Kai from the time the clock struck midnight until 3:30 in the morning.

Hey

No Snapchat, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Pinterest, or [insert generic social media site/app].

Don't go there man... (Confronts)

Guns, heart failure, and drugs kill people.

On the contrary, I was thinking I need to have as many as possible to help save the world from itself.

No real plans. It'll just be an ordinary, enjoyable Saturday. Booze, food, games, DVDs/Blu-Rays, TV, OkCupid lurking, Unevenedge, YouTube, etc etc etc.