Zenigundam

Dragon Ball Z is: 1) For small children 2) A relic of the 90s I disapprove.

You goin to jail now! You goin to jail... POW!!! >

Yeah. I'm unbeatable!

You mean Arthur the aardvark.

(Grabs you quickly)

It's about this suave, great-looking, personable gentleman named Zini who joins an online dating site and gets punked by all the hot girls on there who curse at him, blow him off, or meet up with him only to make up lame excuses for not meeting up again while their wild impulses lead them to log back into the dating site's app during the dates. One day, Zini, loses it and goes on a vituperative tirade in a restaurant, causing his date to attempt to spray him, but he dodges the attack, and a couple of white knight restaurant patrons try to tackle him from behind at the same time, but because Zini has Spider-Man esque instincts, he senses the danger and sidesteps them causing them to fall into the tables in front of them and spill the food all over them, so the white knights end up looking like chumps. Soon the corrupt police arrive and chase after Zini who deftly jumps over a bridge like Harrison Ford in The Fugitive to escape the SWAT team and helicopters now in hot pursuit. He emerges down the river and shakes his fist up at the night sky and says, "I shall have my revenge." Three weeks later, Zini resurfaces on the dating site and he goes into total badass mode, like Steven Seagal on a revenge trip. No more Mr. Nice Guy (we can't play that song during this montage though because that be some old noise). Anyway, Zini eventually meets up with the hottest blonde girl on the whole damn site, but this time he learns from his mistakes and every time she tries to make an excuse, he catches her before she can finish and calls her out and the blondie says to herself, "Wow... This Zini is a real shark. I love a man who puts me in my place!" Zini and the hot blonde get a room at an expensive hotel, and the rest is history, baby. Zini indeed gets his revenge with a night full of passion and utz utz utz pound pound pound bed bouncing up and down bed bouncing up and down! <3 <3 <3

Fell for it

I'm going to show my family this thread to let them know that I'm being productive with my life.

Date sometime soon? No, not for you. I use that line all the time on dating sites.

Sorta weird when they pull back though! :-*

... Ok... -_'

Not at all. Mission Hill was made specifically to cater to the late 90s/New Millennium culture. It did best in the early 2000s because it still had pop appeal whereas whenever it was brought back to AS in later years, it was always in some graveyard slot. See, GSN, you have to understand that cartoons that are satires of the world in which they were created don't always transcend time. Do you drive a Ford Thunderbird? Do you even drive?

FG is Family Guy.

The last time I was in a bullshituation, I got banned from OKC and had an e-girl block my number.

I haven't watched Aqua Teen in a long time, but like Sealab, I was never high on it. I thought the funny old stuff was Harvey Birdman, Home Movies, Baby Blues, and The Brak Show, and they lost their luster. I actually think Mission Hill and Family Guy are the only comedies that remain timelessly funny. Robot Chicken had potential, but its producers tried way too hard at times.

(begins to sweat as all eyes are on him piercing into his soul) N-n-no... Yes. Hubba.. Hubba Hubba (faints)

Stroker and Hoop is stupid. Mission Hill is an all-time classic, the only vestige of the old school Adult Swim that's funny to this day, unlike everything else.

It's time for a new one.

Because she lost her job and was chill about it instead of sounding like some stupid, stereotypical NYC betch with that, "I'm an NYC transplant working at a start-up in investment management and I am looking to see what this area has to offer." BS.... Please!!! Stop frontin, baby, you think you're hot shet but you sound like a hundred other girls h2h!!!

Come on, man, I told her off let's be real here. Also, no more shirtless selfies because I can't pull the slim Eurosleek look that Generation Z is being brainwashed into liking. Sorry no skinny jeans, too much beef and true manpower emanating from the Zenigundam. ?

Not by what. By whom. (Inches closer, alcohol lingering on his breath, ready for action)

She got so mad that she blocked me lol. Generation Z's a joke!

Yeah man and don't even talk to me about those movies from the 1930s and 40s being the "Golden Age of Hollywood". You know damn well those movies SUCK!

were when people would idolize real action heroes like Seagal, Arnie, Sly, and JCVD. Even Keanu and Vin Diesel later on had more appeal than today's current action stars. Ryan Reynolds? Please! I would knock his soft ass out in one punch. He's a fraud and probably gets manicures while actual grunts do his stunts. Girls nowadays think Ryan Reynolds is sexy, but guys like him are just fugazi betches who don't know what the real grime is about! We've got "action-comedy" nowadays, no more true, hardcore action stars.

(Steps to tsar) Yo, son, take a step back. I don't want you to get hurt...