Zenigundam

Sad creep? I'm a suave alpha male. :cool:

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Wow the OKC ladies are all over me tonight. Guess it just a bit of an aggressive edge. I'll be sure to bring that badass attitude on the next first date I go on, even if I'm asked to leave the restaurant.

Wth? Is that even proper English?

Can we change the topic of this thread? I'm getting even madder

These long episode titles are extremely corny.

It's just an excuse for the dirty old guy running the business to not let me talk to the hot girl because he's jealous because he knows she'll be attracted to me and will probably take my virginity while he's at home wacking off to Netflix.

It will if she just FCKING REPLIES TO MY QUESTION!!!! SEND ME YOUR ### ALREADY!!!!! *PUNCHES WALL REPEATEDLY AND THROWS FURNITURE ACROSS THE ROOM*

I SAID I'M TALKING TO YOU, DAMNIT!!! *spins around by the shoulder* :420:

Yeah but she can't be their little girl forever, as clichéd as that sounds.

She's cute, she just has to send me those digits. I won't be ignored this time!!

Zeni vs. stilgar in a fight

Lose your virginity way before I do will ya?!?!?! I'll show them... I'll show them all

<3 :beer:

Setting my OKC filters to the 18-19 age range, and I'll look for girls who answered yes to sleeping with someone on the first date because that means they want the Zeni. Let's do it!!! I can't let you guys keep getting all the behind the scenes action!!! So you mean after all these years, everybody's been getting slammed and not me?!?! Nope!!! Not anymore!!!! These OKC girls have had their last laughs!!! <3

Wow I'm seriously tempted to start throwing things in my house

I just woke up to find out that almost everybody here's had a huge headstart on the sex game!!! Unreal the OKC girls really are trying to humiliate me aren't they

Everybody fcking had sex either in their teens or early 20s holy fck fck this bullsht!!!!!! FCK YOU!!!! AKFKAEKRAFKFKFCAKFEKAKFCKAWEKCKWAFKCAEKCK

This thread's getting me pretty mad!

I've had plenty, just trying to preserve my goods.

Unreal... How come everybody lost their virginity, but I didn't?

Zenigundam's virginity <3

... What?

40:32-40:43 after threatening to shoot up the joint. Lmao!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szNFUxPiQMg&t=2297s

"Why did you pull back? You're making me look bad in front of all these bystanders?" <3