Zenigundam

Not what real pizza is, what real anything is you poser

How would you know what real is?

I see myself dying as a great grandfather in 2084.

Stop being a pussy.

Stop crying on your bed, alone and single, and get over it and get a hot girlfriend already. Linkin Park was mediocre, hence the fleeting popularity.

This guy gets it. ?

It's actually non-fiction lol. I'm glad you guys don't know which retailer it is though because I have no doubt that some of you would call up the corporate office and show them all of these UEMB threads! Should be ok in the long run though. Yahoo Answers and other sources told me that this company only keeps the security tapes for 5 years, and since I'm positive the footage is in black and white... CCTV stuff.... I'm thinking that they can't even prove beyond a reasonable doubt that I dumped the PS4's cardboard box into the receiving area's compactor. They just won't know for sure based on that shoddy footage, if it exists. It could have been anything.

Bro, you probably have a Nintendo Wii.

Watch your mouth.

Maybe because it's the best system ever and I wanted to play it

Keep losing their importance. Back.in the day you needed them more often, but now shit takes more powerful batteries to work.

That any UEMBer has ever told. And now I'm scared to get video games for free anymore haha. Guess I'm growing up and becoming the man everybody knew I could become. ?

Respond to my masterfully written OKC messages. Right NOW!! I'm about to get on my OJ flow!! :it:

Duh

Dude, that's not me. I would never say "bite the bullet" or "take one for the team" what a self-deprecating beta who looks like the lizard from spider man, I'd say "ascend to glorious heights and become the most prized possession of the legendary lone wolf alpha male warrior champion stud beast commonly called Zenigundam".

Who you talkin to? *While holding Phillies over the ledge of the Empire State Building's observatory*

DiGiornio tastes great. Haven't had it in... Wow probably ten years minimum, but it tastes great. I bet you go to McDonald's expecting a five star Big Mac smh

Don't use the f word.

It's always "RIP" and whatnot, and that's why I try to be different, but sometimes I do say things that would tempt the decedent's family members and close friends to assault me.

Katt, you're not invited because you tried to show me up many a time on here only to get badly murked.

Sounds very gay.

*Interviewer voice* That... doesn't really help us.

Acceptance is the first step. In order for us to help you, you need to help us.

They're forbidden from touching it. If they somehow get their hands on it and end up on top of me, that's called robbery, which O.J. did nine years for.

Hell no what are you gay