Zenigundam

It's kinda late though. Should have left at like 7 this morning lol

Had a nice bubble bath and shave, and I'm not in the mood to get a haircut, so I'm gonna keep drinking and maybe zip down to the beach to pick up some hotties! :it:

And I already started drinking today too, so I don't wanna kill the good vibes by putting unnecessary stress on my body.

But I need to get a haircut and shave sometime soon because I might set up an OKC date this weekend, and I might have an interview early next week, but then again I'm not really a summer job type of guy, so I don't think it behooves me to work during the summer when it's really hot outside and I can suffer a heat stroke. It's better to be inside and relaxing. https://s12.postimg.org/ypodc5mj1/IMG_20170719_125359.jpg

What are THOOOOSE? S:

Why would I do that? Then I'd have nothing to offer the hot young ladies around the world.

Nah I just didn't get offered summer employment and I quit that BS summer camp job after two days. I'm just gonna chill, drink, play games, watch TV, and peruse the internet for the next two months.

Need to shave too. Think I might ride the summer out without getting another job until I go back to my teaching assistant thing in September. It's way too hot to work.

Jealous much? :it: Have you ever even kissed a girl

A "grinder" party? That sounds so gay. Please don't say that again. S:

I much preferred the Hanna Barbera/Scooby Doo/80s jazz/Swat Kats Cartoon Network of old over the CN that sold out to become a Disney Channel wannabe. Glad I grew up in the right era of television. June Bugs

It wouldn't hurt her to make a new friend, but I bet she's proud of her boy! :it:

That would be pretty cool. I wouldn't mind holding hands with Kaname from Full Metal Panic! in public and then beating the crap out of anybody who makes any snide remarks about her looking like she came straight out of a Japanese manga.

it's way creepier if you're jittery on the first date than if you're confident. For example, if you come in with a nice button down, nice slacks, and you come off as stylish and sophisticated, you can smooth talk them about serial killer stories and talk about your own abduction stories and they'll just stare dreamily into your eyes waiting for you to take them back to your apartment, but if you come in wearing a Spider-Man t-shirt, some ripped up jeans, and a beat up pair of sneakers and you're jittery and your eyes are shifting all over the place and you sound like a little mouse when you speak to them, they'll definitely think you've got serial killer potential and no matter what kind of brilliant stories you attempt to serenade them with, they'll try to end the date quickly... and also they'll think you're a loser who never leaves the house and not a cultured, p---y getting socialite! Yeah that matters to them, dude, so if you want to talk about morbid topics like fitting five people into a sedan's trunk, you have to cater to how they think their ideal man would dress and act. If you do that, everything you say will go in one ear and out the other! Yeah! Yeah! I got these ladies so figured out lol. :it:

Gets me mad just thinking about it. *Punches wall and throws dart at poster of hot young blonde chick on the opposite wall*

I don't like to run, so I can't be with one of those "running partner" type girls because I only carry alcohol in my water bottle and I'm peeing in the trees if we're doing some Central Park type trek and she expects us to do the whole thing straight through without any bathroom breaks especially since I'll need to get the malt liquor out of my system, also she's gonna make me go at a pace I don't like instead of at a leisurely power walk, what the hell is it with these fitness try hards, come on let's just enjoy the park, we don't have to run through life.

to a sexy 18 year old blonde who keeps on looking my way, what would you say? I'm trying to think of positive qualities that I can pimp out over OkCupid to make the girl snagging thing a lot easier.

her hair is long and shes thick

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I would dunk on his balding ass!

Bro, it's Crash Bandicoot, but I know what you mean. Why did Vicarious Visions have to do the PS4 remasters instead of Naughty Dog? They really screwed up the jumping, but I adjusted, like true warrior gamers do. Lone wolf alpha male warriors...

It's hilarious lol. They try so hard to impress ladies online. I talk to everybody the same way, so hell yeah I curse the girls out if they screw up! Ya ain't gonna screw up my gaming flow, baby! I'm a winner, point blank!! Woohoo :it:

Wtf what's wrong with him. Creepy, didn't know he was a stalker

I don't know what you're talking about you hipster trend follower, but the NAME of the song sounds like it'd be something you'd like.

Lol did he actually say that