Zenigundam

The past is the present for you, Viper because you keep making the same mistakes over and over again. When will you ever learn?

Haha seriously. Viper is dangerous because he can snap at any moment and go on a rampage at some random supermarket.

Thank you. I never thought this day would come.

Belated birthday thread since I never got one because I went on an awesome vacation and had plenty of sex with excellent women on my birthday. :it:

How's that forum of yours going, Viper? I hear you're up to four members lol. Probably all family members

Wtf? Where's my chokehold emoji at?! :it:

Yah sexual intercourse with hot females is my specialty.

I've lost track tbh. Look at the grains of sand on the beach, count some of them, and then you'll have a pretty good idea.

The OKC profile of a 29 year old sales manager at Viacom. She was a cute blonde with curly hair, glasses, and a very lengthy profile. And he suggested to me, "Don't you think she's closer to the kinds of girls you should be pursuing?" (He's now staring angrily at my laptop screen, which displays the OKC profile of a cute 18 year old woman with fifteen pics and five sentences in her entire profile) I responded, "Nope."

Lol right? The first time I get caught, I'm BOOKING IT OUT OF THERE!

Pick me. Imagine the UEMB story threads that'll follow.

Wow everybody's copying me lol. Glad to see that I'm starting a UEMB fad. ?

I don't think you've ever kissed a girl lol

Not really. I can relate to them and HS was yesterday. When I'm like 30 years removed, it might make sense. You're jealous.

"Toys"? If by toys you mean diamond watches and million dollar cars since I'm a man and not a boy. I don't get why jealous girls want to portray me as some kind of hapless manchild. I never did anything to them except choose a hotter blonde over them. That's probably the reason.

Notwithstanding the PS4 thing, my heists have been noble. Down with retail stores!

MY HEAD EXPLODES AND MY BODY ACHEEEESSS ?

Then it'll be considered weird for me to date hot HS seniors.

"The 5 most common excuses your girlfriend uses to avoid going out!" Me: She has homework due the next day! "Survey says... *Ping* The 5th best answer! You wanna play?" Me: Yep! :it:

ZENIGUNDAM REALITY TV SHOW :it:

Ever notice how 18 year olds these days are so young looking though?

I honestly don't want to meet their parents. Such a dumb custom I don't get the point, and what if I don't get along with the dad? Somebody's getting put into a headlock if that happens.

My response to this hot blonde: "Don't say that, baby. Being a kid is a good thing. I'm a kid too." <3

Viper, give up the forum business. You're not cut out for it.

I'll buy them cigs if they're hot