Zenigundam

No... *locks door behind him*

Sonic has never had a ten year gap between releases, but I meant movies.

See there was this one time when I was on a dinner date with this very hot girl and she said that I just wanted to hit it and quit it, and I replied in melodic fashion, "How can I quit you when, when I just wanna hit you?", and she screamed, "Oh my gawd you're an abusive freak!", and I whispered to her that she needed to calm down b/c she was making a scene, but it was too late since a white knight with a cop's uni on (uh yeah he was peeping in on the convo, he was jealous that I was on a date with this dime and not him) tackled me from behind, and I muscled my way up, flipped him onto a table, the table shattered, like in an action movie, and then I looked at her and yelled, "See?! SEE?! We're less safe now because you misinterpret everything I say, just like you probably misinterpreted everything in your high school English classes!" And then I walked out of the restaurant like a badass. None of this happened, I just think I'm a pretty awesome screenwriter.

Just think about that for a second and let it sink in. Don't debate me on this... *cracks knuckles*

And not just any old booze, we're talking high alcohol content. Beer is malt, HLiq is whiskey, no chasers, yeah... yeah... No Bud Lights or Coronas in my house or else I'll know that you're quite soft indeed.

Tbh, I think I'll find a hot girl at one of my bus stops first. I saw one when I came home from work early at my intermediate mall stop on Friday, but I was so sick that I couldn't even muster up the energy to go over and talk to her, plus I looked ghastly, so that wouldn't have helped. You know how these girls are. Anyway, I'm too lazy to upload all of my pics again and go back to that, plus you know how these girls are when you set up a date and all of a sudden you've just made a huge mistake because you jacked their self confidence up, so they start messaging everybody else in between now and the date, which is why I'm a proponent of same day dating ("And don't give me any BS about how tonight won't work! It'll work, or I'm done messaging your ass!") Yeah... alpha male... chill... back to drinking booze... 100% healthy again.... Ahhhhhh (Wtf, need a cooler cool smiley than that)

At least the pacing's all right so far. How long does it take in Crapper x Crapper for the little seven year.old.kids.to take the hunter exam again?

Yeah, but I'm not an alcoholic, I'm just a social drinker.

I haven't had a drink since yesterday morning because this is ridiculous.

I'll probably just answer the questionnaire online in such a way that I won't be selected, but if they do select me and I blow it off, there better not be someone pounding on my front.door the next.day because I'm gonna yell, " STOP KNOCKING ON MY *#$&ING DOOR!" to which the person knocking will reply, "S-sorry :(" and leave me alone about it.

I accidentally trudged through snow in thin socks with my dress shoes, and by the time I got on the bus,.I was shivering uncontrollably, and then when I got on my second bus, I threw up a HUGE amount of bile.and alcohol, so much that I felt like I was throwing up my guts. I honestly felt like I was gonna die, somI took an Uber to get back home quickly instead of waiting twenty minutes for my last bus. I spent the whole night freezing even though Iwas wearing heavy clothing to sleep and every ten minutes I woke up in cold sweats. Yeah and then I tried to return to work on Friday, but I got sent home because I looked ghastly and pale. And when I tried to go to sleep last night, I couldn't because I had unbearable pain in my shoulders, and now that pain is just about gone, but I feel a lot of pressure on my chest. I'm worried that these are symptoms of coronary heart disease or something, and that can't happen because I plan to live into my 90s.

You "kind of" hope? What's up with generation z being so wishy washy? Apologizing to a random girl at the mall because you didn't completely hold the door open for her is neither cool nor chivalrous.

Uh no, then that'll bring attention to my warrant, and they might get a little bit of liquid courage and decide to send 15 SWAT team members over to my house... and they'll knock on the door very meekly...

The real betas are the cops who are too scared to knock on my door and inquire about my warrant lest they should upset me. ?

It's in early February, but I really don't want to be selected because of the whole warrant situation, that'll be very uncomfortable coming into the courthouse like that.

I qualify for a bunch of those categories, but I don't think I would be able to attend.

Yeah, but I'm a lone wolf alpha male warrior, so you might not find anybody else on here who has KO'ed a cop.

That's not sleep apnea He's either sick or he's literally getting choked out.

I don't do that.

I'm talking to and meeting up with many girls, this one just happens to work where I work and we've built a bond over the past nine months. When we came back from summer break back in August, she shot me an "I missed you... a lot" type of look.

Maybe she just needs some space right now

Why are you confused?

We're at a stage when I don't know what we are anymore. We happened to be walking through the door at the same time, and she held it open for me, and as I said, "Thanks", she quietly said, You're welcome", and we both looked at the ground for a second and thought about asking each other, but decided against it. Next time I'll ask about what's going on between us. We're suddenly undefined.

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And believe me I stole a PS4 from a .ajor retailer and I'm never gonna divulge that info.