Zenigundam

More like I'm going to restore the world order. 🏍

This thread is alpha and manly!! 💪⛷🐃

The Alpha Uprising is upon us. 😏

Give daddy some sugar. *moves in for an awesome, alpha male kiss* 😐

Alpha levels... are off the charts... 🏋️‍♂️

I'll keep adding to it all day long, but the basic idea is shut down the sucky comedy portion, put Toonami on weeknights or get Cartoon Network to put it back on weekdays, since the past fifteen+ years of kids have grown up beta, and yeah cancel all that BS like FLCL and My Hero Academia and get some hardcore badass things like Street Fighter II V and some manly live action programming like the original Ninja Warrior (Sasuke) eps, yeah enough of the effeminate BS, I know that's what's in nowadays, but let's get real that won't turn boys into men, they'll just grow up to be girly men if they keep watching Gumball and FLCL Progressive, sounds like a damn car insurance commercial. Zenigundam has spoken. 🐻🍔🏍

But now I'm hung over, so I think I'll take the day off. 🐻

I'm actually about to start kicking people's asses around here. Don't play with me like that, bro. 🏋️‍♂️

Yeah not you. 💪🐃🏍

All right dude quit being a nerd. You probably correct people on Twitter

Lemme guess you eat garden salads, go to Starbucks, and buy vinyl records that predate your parents. Hahahaha PLEASE, you know I'd be coming to work with a t-shirt, some Levis, and badass sneakers if I could and as an alpha male should. ✌💏🐻

Dude you wanna be an alpha male so badly, but the beta in your posts is oozing through my screen.

Please don't use the b word lil guy. 😐

My metal song, need some guitarists 😐

Dude you're the one who's scared! You know the FBI will tackle you if I call em! I might spare you though... I have games to play and hot, young OKC ladies to meet up with.

Dude you look like a hockey player 😐💪

Excuse me, young man. Is that a threat? 😦 I uhh... I think I should contact the FBI...

And I'll always talk. Until the day I die... 💪🏋️‍♂️😏

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Medal of Honor is garbage glad to know you like Bullshet ass FPSs though. You probably live off of Fortnite and garden salads with croutons.

What was that from like the cold war

ER turned the friendzone into a war zone. 😐

Don't get big and bad with me dude...

You're cute, GSH, but I swear you're dressing like that one character from that one extremely popular anime that I can't name off of the top of my head. It takes place in a high school, but please you guys don't give any smartass replies saying which anime I'm talking about and how it's common knowledge, because it's clearly not if my sexy, culturally cognizant, alpha male self can't identify the anime in question... anime a niche genre at that... 💪🐻🍖

Betas don't understand the alpha game.