Zenigundam

Had a convo going with this cute local girl recently then she stopped replying two days ago, so I kept sending messages to revive the convo, and now she just logged in after having not logged in all day long, so I sent her a message that said, "Where were you today? Hmm? I'd like some answers..." So yeah, time to take a break. I've been cheated on! ⛄😑🐼

Wtf lol, that doesn't even make sense! Stay on topic, young one. 😏

Ummmm I'm calling the DEA on you...

Please stay on topic. 😐 RIP, Jiro. 🐻

I'm headed to the liquor store right now. So... Hello, Pooh, if I'm headed to the liquor store right now, I would think it's PRETTY HIGH ON MY LIST OF NEEDS! No, I will not make out with you!!! I'm here to learn, people, not to make out with you!!! 🤧

It bothers me!! Must listen to what the hot ladies wanna hear, so that there panties will descend... to the floor!!! PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA 🐶

Trapt* spellcheck on my phone. Come on, dude, metal hasn't been in in a while might as well listen to 50s music.

Trap and POD are famous metal bands, but lemme guess you think they're too mainstream, yeah nobody's heard of Manowar! 😐 Derp

I need a drink. 🍺🐻💪💏

Lol let's get real Shania Twain is more alpha than those guys!

Man O War was a horse bro, he was quite fast... and alpha... 🐎

Or whatever that shet was called lol. Romcoms and sitcoms suck. ✌

A mixer, bro, meaning hot sorority babes will be there, my female counterparts. Are... you not an alpha? *my alpha cohorts immediately turn around at Misaka with looks of stunned disbelief*

We'll never die, dude. 😐

What is love baby don't hurt don't hurt me no more doo doo too *90s dance synthesizers go off*

What's up, dudes? Let's get hammered and go that social mixer tonight. 🏋️‍♂️🏍💪

Please watch your mouth, young man. 😦 *while holding bnmjy over the edge of the top of the Empire State Building*

Girly men must not happen...

True, just correcting an honest mistake. RIP, Jiro. 😦

FFA is Babbling, not IB.

Bro... And they say that I'm America's next school shooter! 🤦‍♀️

I'm never gonna die dude. 😦🏍🐃

The sad thing is that Katt told me a long time ago that we have board potential. 😏💪🍔🐻

Oh that really sucks. I don't think he ever joined the UEMB though, wow maybe I should have kept my Facebook active.