Zenigundam

It's a bus, not a train, wow you're clueless 💪

Lol you're so jealous of my badass alpha male warrior status. It's just sad!! Get out of your Honda Civic and actually talk to girls!! I can help you, but I can't guarantee results. 😐✌🍕🐃

Speaking from personal experience I see...

Yo watch your mouth lil homie 🐻

Say no more my boy Alpha levels rising to unfathomable heights 👊🕵️‍♂️🐭

Dude you're such an SJW

Yeah right you jealous lil beta male

Dude you're tiny

😦✌🐻🏍🍕

Please don't use the F word or any of its derivatives, kind sir. *shoves lupin_bebop to the ground, badass bouncer Zenigundam alpha male*

This is work-related, young man. Please take a step back. 😦 *shoves naraku to the ground, hot babes are impressed by the display of alpha manliness*

Got the 18 and 19 year old biddies on deck with this badass tie game of mine!!! You shall soon see Rebeccagundam, my wife, Chads and Stacys begone!

Marvel at the power of my tie game. 😐💪😏💏

She stopped replying though after a few messages. Don't worry I'll win her love back. Be my lover wanna be my lover 🐻💏🐂

She tasted like the badass $5 RIP N Chicken deal at Popeye's, so please don't blame me for doing what any sagacious alpha male would do. 🐻

Surprise* 😐 ... ... ... 💪💏

My AP English teacher senior year of HS wasn't creepy, he just had zero game. He was totally a virgin.

I had this one girl who didn't respond to a well thought out, paragraph long OKC message I sent her that catered perfectly to her profile. Psycho.... Yeah she creeped me out.... 🤧

That's not what what's happening at all!! You're talking about beating me up in my sleep... 😦💔🐂🐧🐭 I'm gonna get another drink... and if anybody's reading this thread, I'm still the lone wolf alpha male warrior you always thought I was; you guys coined the phrase after all. 💪🍕⛷

Ugh no that's not my kinda thing!

Lol you shouldn't be hitting on me!! You're married!!! HELLLOO!! 🤦‍♀️ It's all right though, I'm not a snitch. 🐃

Oh come on now, I'm 5'6" and stacked, my posture is pretty damn amazing, even though I do slump sometimes to give hot young 18 year old women the lost puppy vibe and whatnot, and I've been on OKC dates with plenty of taller girls, even though I'm in a slight OKC drought right now, basically we would have been a pretty solid ride, but we're from a slightly different era, and the difference in eras is the only thing holding me back from getting with these modern day young ladies, even though I'm also quite young... and sexy. 🐻

mthor, if you were 8-10 years younger than I am, you know we'd be going on dates! 🍕

Wtf lol

Please don't lie in my threads. I'm a goddamn warrior.