Zenigundam

I really shouldn't as I'll make more gambling at the track, but there's a BBQ outside and a dress down day. Damn, really tough decision... Gah!! 🐷

That's not even how you spell that lone wolf alpha male warrior's name you little betch, there's no capital g in there. You are... in fact... the beta here. 💪

Lol at this beta posing as an alpha just to talk to me! Lb, alphas are chill, charismatic, and totally in control. You're mistaking your blind aggression for sound confidence, and you're nowhere near ready to ascend to the alpha male ranks. But just because one frat turned you down doesn't mean you can't still find your true self elsewhere. You'll find out where you belong someday, my friend. 💪🕵️‍♂️🐍

Let her do her thing, lb, you sound like my dad, trying to micromanage and control things smh

Yeah this is dumb, it's like breaking up with somebody over text

Skipping work and headed to the racetrack tomorrow, hopefully with a hot blonde.

Just do it, I didn't realize so many users are missing out on the hip and witty things that I have to say. It saddens me greatly. 🐼

Bro, take a step back. You're tryna clown me in front of all the hot legal age teenage females on this website, and you're basically forcing my hand and telling me that I need to throw you over the bar counter to preserve my alpha male legacy. 😑

EmpressAngel and some other Toonami forum regulars have blocked me because I called out the kiddyfare they'v been hyping up. Yeah they can't do this to me, I'm not one to be blocked. *cracks knuckles and approaches the blockage lunch table* 🦍

Who can take a hot teen, take her on a date Shower her with kisses and bring her home past eight Ummm not sure how to finish this song.

The meaning of life is one of the universe's greatest mysteries, so I agree with you there that I should harken back to my college days and try to impress her with some seminar level philosophical jargon on the matter, wow I'll look like such a sophisticated stud and I'll be doing all of this in a t-shirt and jeans. 🍔🍟

*Chews food with an impassive, smug expression* Better... Better... But it still needs work. We're done with these. *hands plates to Gordon* 😐

Now make us another one!!! *shoves Ramsay, who begins preparing us a fresh meal*

This'll be such a cool OKC date if I can pull it off. We both skip out on our daily responsibilities, I bet big on that Russia-Saudi Arabia soccer game and win, we take an Uber to NY and dine at one of Gordon Ramsay's restaurants and I get up in his face about the food being "raw and bland" with the smooth taste of malt liquor lingering on my breath as my date looks at me in awe and says, "Wow, Zeni, you're like so in control of things!" 💑 BAM!!! BAM!!! BAM!!! HOT BED SEX HOT BED SEX 🐷

We can't just ignore people what if somebody has knowledge of some kind of destructive force that could end the world and nobody listens to him? Ergo, I should never be ignored! 😡💪💏🏍

There's no way it'll be Keanu Reeves, he's way too old, he's a senior citizen

Shia Labeouf will be cast in that role.

I can't drink that watered down track beer, but if I hadn't taken onto drinking so much, I'd definitely dig it. Nah, sneaking my own malt liquor in about four Arizona Iced Tea half gallon containers. 🐹

That's it. The next time she does that, I'm gonna ask her, "Who are you texting?" and then I'll close in and ask her, "Can I see?" Hah that'll be revealing! Alpha moves... 🕵️‍♂️

Good luck, I'm thinking of ways to collect too because work is boring me to tears. Gotta get out

Now if that girl at my job would just stop pulling out her phone and fake texting every time I walk past her...

I won't get mugged, bro. I'm an alpha male. And if I happen to lose any cheddar, I'm going right to the window to get my money back, so I sure hope that racetrack has some pretty buff security guards because I'm gonna cause a huge scene!! 🏋️‍♂️🐰💪

Please don't do that. 😐

Pay no attention to that otaku; he is reaching and wants to pay his rent off of YouTube videos. Star Wars is the popular jock... alpha... and Space Battleship Yamato... is the nerd...

I know that, it's my stupid cell phone's word selector thing. Anyway, Toonami's creepy, just wants prepubescent viewers, won't even show Hellsing or Parasyte level badassery anymore, just a bunch of shonen.