Zenigundam

Well you're more on the alpha side, but you should wear ripped jeans instead.

Please take a step back, kind sir. I don't wanna have to pay for your hospital bills when I can use that money for multiple dates with sexy badass 18 year OKC women this weekend.🏍

QE, you're cool my man, but Jason Demarco would be a serious problem, especially since he's been watching cartoons his whole life and will take out his built up anger of not ever having a sexy hot babe girlfriend on somebody who initiates a physical confrontation with him. Dude, if he had a GF, you would win though because he wouldn't have that alpha male aggression anymore.

Dude, take a step back... you're entering the danger zone, man...

The guys who run Toonami wear t-shirts and baggy jeans with badass sneakers, which is awfully alpha. If you think ties and skinny jeans are cool, you're a Generation Z beta. 💪🐭

Ties are for gay boys anyway. If a hot girl chooses a guy in a tie, who is likely a massive beta male, over a guy in a t-shirt and jeans, who likely runs shit, then she's just a total idiot and probably won't even touch meat or real beer (not craft beer, ya beta Yelp wannabes!!) 🏋️‍♂️😏🎺😐🦁💪👊🐂🐻

Because I love you? Because I'm always thinking of you? 😏

Hot teens aged 18-19, and legal, come into my arms and feel my youthful muscles!! 🐻🕵️‍♂️💪💓🏍💏

Dude, don't get defensive.

My new YouTube pickup line My love for you, Angie, will never die. 😐🎺🐃🏋️‍♂️

By a hot legal age babe

Katt, please stop sending me all of those desperate PMs. I'm taken. 😦

I'm gonna Photoshop that shit. It wasn't me, it was the wind from the bus window distorting how I actually tied it.

Watch your mouth, Pooh. 😐😦🐻💪🐂💏

Quit commenting on the tie, betas, you will get rocked

I just look so studly and alpha in blue. Where ya at hot 18-19 year old ladies? I'm practically a teenager too! 😐💪🐶🍕🐃💏🍖

Try a lone wolf alpha male warrior winner, dude, and then you might have something.😐🦁💪🍕🏍 *while beating Gingai to a pulp in front of a crowd of sexy, 18 year old women*

Hot, young, legal age blondes y'all... need to sleep with me. 😏

Legal age young my dude. 💪

Porn is gross and all, but there are so many sexy porn female counterparts who I would work with. I just need them to be extremely inexperienced because I cherish purity and don't want STDs, plus I might marry one of them and make a huge family of 5 or 6 kids. 💪💪💪🍔🍖👊🐂

I shall. And she'll love the sensation of feeling my muscles as my pen0r enters her!!! 😐💪🐻🏍

Obviously... *shoves stilgar to the ground* 🕵️‍♂️

You're so heated right now

Everything makes me think that. 😐

Because he can throw those hands and I'm 100% sure that you can't!! 💪🐶