Zenigundam

One of my coworkers asked me that hypothetical question because she claims that I have to be more mature, responsible, and professional, but really she should just worry about herself! 🐻

**bump** 💪💪💪

Headed to the track to make mad $$$ with my OKC biddie!!! Called out of work today!!! 🐶💪😏💑🏋️‍♂️

*chuckles* I don't think you understand the female anatomy.

Jealous much

Thanks, man. It's all about being an alpha male.

A senior in this context means a woman on the verge of graduating from high school. Do you own a dictionary at home? 🐭

A total cutie too. Are we headed back to prohibition?

Yeah I'm skipping work to go to the track tomorrow and bet on Iran, so let him know that I'll be showing up at an NYC restaurant of his choosing and to lose the bouncer type bodyguards, so that we can have a civil conversation. 🐃

I've never met an 18 year old therapist before and, if she exists, she's gotta be a total nerd!!

I swear if this were happening to you, you'd be crying your eyes out and dialing 9-1-1.

I'm using them to dull reality. Holy shit this is 4 times I had to run to the bathroom and nearly passed out. My anus isn't just on fire, it's at the epicenter of a raging inferno in a burning building.

When you use the bathroom your anus is on fire and you feel like you're going to die from the excruciating pain? That just happened to me an hour ago, I honestly was about to pass out from the pain, had the dizzy rushes to my head and all, but I chugged my nearby Milwaukee's Best Ice, and it saved me. Wow I might not live into my 70s after all. This is bullshet. 🐺

They'll think it's a new villain in My Hero Academia or some shet.

Dude, the Toonami forum regulars wouldn't even know what that is.

Dude I'm chowing down on nice Cheetos right now, forget the flavor, a new flavor, just don't have time for this family drama. 🍕

Oh drunk triple post sorry about that but it was k8nsa that funny

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Ghostrek, don't cry. I can relate. They were jealous of us. They didn't want us to become too badass...

Bringing back ghostrek's childhood memories!! Don't worry, I had an asshole of a dad who was so controlling that even as a 7 year old her would restrict me from watching TV if I hadn't completely finished my homework or if I answered him in a tough manner, and I'll never forget that particular incident, he was an asshole, who, even at 52, needs to get his jaw rocked by me as righteous redemption for his controlling bullshit, and I was a great student regardless of his milital BS!!! 💪👊😾

Viper, this thread was clearly addressed toward the site admins. You don't have any administrative power, my man, and although you claim to be the greatest forum mod on the internet, I was really speaking to KN and Pat, so please take a step back. 😏

You are playing a character, stilgar.

2007 and 2015 are the same, DL.