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  1. Zenigundam
    Alpha males are straight and only bang hot women. What you're suggesting is blasphemous and creepy
  2. Zenigundam
    That's just not a good look for him. I know women are being bitches, but still ya gotta give me something or else I'll be forced to purge you from the lone wolf alpha male warrior clan. 🐰
  3. Zenigundam
    Bad timing Jeff Sokol from Hansen vs. Predator (Crime Watch Daily) asked an underage teen to send him pictures of her hands. Just really weird....
  4. Zenigundam
    Why? What's your deal? 😠
  5. Zenigundam
    PS3's competition was the Xbox 360 and Wii
  6. Zenigundam
    I wanna compete, but I like to take my time and put mustard on my hot dogs and put them in the buns the classic way. Imagine if I win even by eating the classic way? I'll be the supreme gentleman if I win like that. 🤵
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    🏋
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    You can no longer get legal age teenage women at 34. Happy upcoming birthday, but that's bittersweet when you really think about it like that
  9. Zenigundam
    Put that phone down. Let's talk. They don't wanna talk to you like I do. They just wanna spit those cliched law enforcement lines. That's not alpha or cool.
  10. Zenigundam
    When I was a kid and found out via the internet that he had been dead since 1989, it hurt me. I wish he were alive today. He'd be 110 and making alpha male moves in the voice acting industry.
  11. Zenigundam
    You need to talk to girls in the real world.
  12. Zenigundam
    Tbh, noboby uses afc/afk anymore. There are more, but basically Gen Z is a bunch of pussies.
  13. Zenigundam
    If he doesn't land that, I've lost all respect for him. He spent a whole year growing flowers and had to pour his eyes out to revive them and now he's not gonna make any more moves? Nerd!!!!
  14. Zenigundam
    Is he gonna impregnate Lena or what? You need to alpha male this before she finds someone else. Smh
  15. Zenigundam
    Free McDonald's for everybody
  16. Zenigundam
    Kirito just salvaged his chances of getting laid. Flowers are 👫
  17. Zenigundam
    Saw that coming. In all honesty, I would murder the two of them in their sleep if I were Kirito. An eye for an eye 💪
  18. Zenigundam
    Kirito alpha male'd the situation such that Lena wanted to sleep with him, but then she added in "we'll invite your friends too" at the last minute because it would have made her look slutty because Kirito didn't catch onto her seductive move right away.
  19. Zenigundam
    Lena is Kirito's virtual side bitch. 👫
  20. Zenigundam
    It'll probably turn into a short film. I kinda wanna star in it. That man with the horse and kerosene lamp comes riding back to our alpha male headquarters yelling, "The incels are coming! The incels are coming!" And that's when we go to a montage of me getting locked and loaded with all kinds of badass weaponry and anti-nerd gadgets, hot legal age women dangling from my neck and all 💪🏃🔥🏋
  21. Zenigundam
    I think I'm gonna beat Breath of the Wild today. Just need to pick up some alcohol first
  22. Zenigundam
    As cliched as Pilot Candidate is, it would be considered an above average anime by today's standards in which people think My Hero Academia and Hunter x Hunter are good and is better than modern mecha series like Gundam: IBO. Isn't that sad?
  23. Zenigundam
    Those hips. Those... tender lips...
  24. Zenigundam
    Don't go there, mthor. I'm the lone wolf alpha male warrior that the legal age under 20 year old women need, but perhaps not the one they deserve. 😪
  25. Zenigundam
    My childhood team. I should try out for them once my thumb heals up 🏋
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