Zenigundam

My original account has about... Well no it's not my original FB, that one was from '07 and is long gone, but my normal account I should say has almost 600 friends and I know that's gonna be important to this bitch to give the appearance of a functional social network and as soon as she buys that I'm a stud (I am a studly alpha male warrior, but not the kind that she's been brainwashed into believing in) but yes as soon as she buys my snake oil, it'll be sooooooo much easier for me to get her panties off 👫

Take a step back... This is getting too heated

Bear in mind that this woman is 26, so she's very lucky that I'm giving her a chance because normally I'm not into fossils

ghostrek is like 33 or 34 and he has a birthday every 3 months ir seems unless my perception of time is warped. Anyway, I don't know why he doesn't like legal age teenage women but happy birthday

a girl replied to you on OkCupid a year ago, but she didn't reply again nor did she tell you her name, but you found her on Facebook, but you don't wanna reactivate your original account but you might need to since it'll be weird in her mind if you friend request her and she's your only girl friend and your only other friend is default Tom from MySpace, so I'm gonna send her the friend request even though I really don't wanna reactivate this beta male ass social media stuff, so why would she not accept my friend request? If she accepts it, I think we'll have sex.

Thundercats are on the move Thundercats are loose feel the magic hear the roar dunh duh

Ya can't dodge the rodge

2000s Zeni was cool, but the new age Zeni is straight 🔥 🔥 🔥!

*than

I'm glad for KN and Pat that this site is generating some 💰💰💰, but at the same time I wish we could kick it old school and go back to the 2016 UEMB.

I'm not editing my thread title.

Ryan Gosling, my bad, both of them are beta males! They're so fake that they're interchangeable, pretty much the same

A holographic girlfriend? What a pussy. The only reason he's not a virgin in real life is because women bought into his fake status, but notwithstanding Hollywood he would be a total virgin because he's a beta male.

This is the new age Romeo & Juliet. Take a step back

Why is she doing this? Moving halfway across the country, doesn't she know what I can do for her, this is tragic

If swiper were still around, y'all wouldn't talk like this. He's an OG just like me, but it appears he's moved on with his life, like Cardi B

Pooh, answer my post. You were among the people encouraging me to interact, date, and possibly impregnate these sexy legal women when the boards were hosted by Lithium. Explain. 🐷

And we coulda been cool, Pooh but you pushed me too far. Yeah and suddenly I can't date and make love to legal teenage hotties, yet you and many others advocated and encouraged it on Lithium?!

He didn't name himself after that gay BS. Put some respek on my man's name!!!! Smh

swiper was a cool ass dude, and he was in the same mindset that I was in. I'm worried about him because it's been a while but in the 2000s he and I were adamant about how Cartoon Network and Adult Swim couldn't fuck everybody over by playing a ton of Gundam and then restricting it to just SEED when we needed Zeta and Double Zeta (ZZ) as well as everything that Cartoon Network was too cheap to buy from Bandai in the early 2000s. Cheap is putting it nicely obviously. So yeah if swiper is still alive and he ever comes back, we're gonna be in Williams Street causing a disruption that'll far outdue 2007's bomb scare (pussies!) 😼

Pooh is big mad rn!!!!!

Happy big man, baby. I'm an alpha male. Check my birth records 💪💪💪

Damn, my new phone doesn't have the middle finger emoji...

Back up, homegirl. You really made my hands ball up into fists. 😢🤵🐺

Pooh, you better take a step back. I love animals, but I'm not the one. 😼