The Evil Dr. Longshadow

Ahh... The watches are an indulgence, the silver was sold because I didn't want to dig into the bank account to pay the cat's vet bill, nobody is getting "stalked" and chain pharmacies have nothing to do with any of this.

Well, if you prefer to just sit there and whine three ways from Sunday about how my jeans fit normally instead of clinging to my legs like second rate Spandex, I just have to go with the most likely scenario on your part. I always buy a 38 waist. I can push, tug and cram into a 36 and it just won't give me a normal range of movement.

It's not as though I'm in there, asking for any service, other than just buying things from the self service lunch counter.

How does customer service even fit into this?

No, I sued my employer and won a pile of cash, based on a work injury. An early retirement would not have been in the cards for me, had I not done so. Good thing it worked out that way, because I really didn't want to wait until age sixty seven for my full pension.

It's likely probability, not a statement of certainty.

The bigger the chain wheel, the faster the bicycle. The smallest gear in the cassette could also make a diffrence.

Skin tight hip huggers are more your style than mine and that's just fine, as long as you prefer to be perpetually stuck in 1974. You probably tuck in your polo shirt to flaunt your six inch diameter brass monogramed belt buckle, too.

How did I get any part of it wrong? The restriction in question is that the Federal Reserve can't be involved with it in any way, including issuing its own version.

Did I just get something new and different over here? Pooh just said something that makes sense.

Actually, this isn't good news at all for the prices of gold or silver.

If it passes the Senate and is signed by Trump, the Federal Reserve would have to scrub its plan to issue its own version of cryptocurrency. https://www.congress.gov/bill/118th-congress/house-bill/5403/text

Skin tight hip hugging bell bottoms belong in the 1970's.

The language? It's not really the king's anything. It's just that goofy Frodo talk that made the whole movie series unwatchable.

Well, enjoy your muscular atrophy.

The casino did. It's part of how I'm retired now. Litigation is fun, you should try it.

No, but we've had a few shit their pants on the casino floor.

These folks are lucky, by comparison to you, because I don't go there to ask them any favors or complain about whatever is in the store.

Well, if anybody can't walk a measley hundred feet in fifteen seconds, he should just buy a recliner and be a shut in.

Because I'm not any one of those idiots who would start the car and drive three blocks to the corner store.

You wanna know another place that has an outdoor smoking club for employees? The casino where I used to work does, and it's less than thirty feet from a public entrance. Yes, there are occasionally some non employees who sit on the benches and chat with the employees. It's not as rare as you think it is.

Then, what are all the crosswalks and traffic lights for? The geese?

BTW, That's not a wallet at all. It's a pack of smokes.

Get a load of Don's floods. Total goofbag, what a dork.