No dial up, no WiFi... Just not at all accessing the web.
Why? Because it's strictly for music storage and occasional music transfer to thumb drive.
It will probably stay in pristine working condition for fifty years.
Let me give you the worst coffee since the advent of instant decaf.
Anything that comes out of a Keurig. That's right, I SAID it! Let somebody else pay almost forty dollars a pound for coffee that smells like mold and melted plastic.
How are those disgusting things even related to potatoes?
Too mushy, terrible color, smelly and a flavor like rotted pumpkin shell.
Somebody calls that, "sweet"?